Jordan is a very HANDSOME, Conceited, Funny guy, He always makes everyone Laugh, when you hang out with a Jordan you will have a good time. Jordan is ressistance to pain. Jordans use memes as deffence if you call jordan something mean he will pull out a reverse card and yeet you than you will cease to exsist. Jordan is powerful and uses his skills of m a n i p u l a t i o n to make you dieded :)
Jordan: BOW DOWN MOTHER TRUCKERS
o t h e r i n s i g n i f i c e n t p e o p l e ; *groans* N O P L E A S E S E N P A I
o t h e r i n s i g n i f i c e n t p e o p l e ; *groans* N O P L E A S E S E N P A I
by Jordan Yeet April 9, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a beautiful person. He will love u forever and actually mean it. He will treat u how ur supposed to be treat and no matter how u act he will never leave. Jordan can be a pain some times but u will still love him. He is smart, sweet, young, breath taking, cute, hardly annoying, very curious, adventurous, funny, and the most important thing in ur life. Jordan will be there to hold u and comfort u on the worst days. He wouldn’t leave u for another girl unlike Landon’s. If Jordan is ur boyfriend u shouldn’t let him go because once he’s gone u won’t know what to do with urself. Jordan is ur best friend but also ur soul mate.
Alexis: hey
Jordan: hey wywtta (what u want to talk about)
Alexis: idk hbu (how bout u)
Jordan: idk but I just want u to know I love u and I will never leave u even if I wanted to.
Jordan: hey wywtta (what u want to talk about)
Alexis: idk hbu (how bout u)
Jordan: idk but I just want u to know I love u and I will never leave u even if I wanted to.
by Jordan’s gf September 1, 2018
Get the Jordanmug. sexy af and so loyal she’s just so cute and will treat u right. she’s very nice , caring , and nice . she loves spelling coconut with her hips on that dick ya hurdddd .
by cookie hahah August 20, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. An actual sick lad and does the mad skids. A very tall boi at 5”9 so don’t fuck with him. Gets this bread and noscopes all the n00bs that can’t 420 blaze it.
by Natalie20 March 7, 2019
Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is a ballless guy with no penis. We call him Jordana Banana. He is non-binary. Who everyone hates.
by The Guy's Balls March 3, 2022
Get the Jordanmug. Get the Jordanmug. Jordan is my bestfriend, and he honestly couldn't make me any happier. The one person that you always go to when your down, can be described as funny, caring, silly, and in my opinion very good looking. Someone who doesn't think they deserve anyone but really they deserve the world!? Being honest, Jordans usually have never had a girlfriend and my bestfriend Jordan hasn't. So it'd be hard for me to tell him that I have a crush on him!! Jordan your my bestfriend
by Madison134 April 17, 2018
Get the Jordanmug.