AsahiAzumane-ism

A religious group where they all gather in the church to praise Asahi. Some of the activities in this religion are practicing shyness, putting their hair in buns, and growing facial hair. People who follow this religion believe the only way to become perfect in body and in spirit is to resemble their lord.

Person 1: Is that Jesus himself?
Person 2: No that’s Asahi! The god of AsahiAzumane-ism!!
Person 1: I want to follow that religion!

by Kuroosphatbussy November 11, 2020

Randi-ism

Used to describe the action of a person (aka Randi) looking for validation from another person asking them out on a date, but Randi will never actually go on the date, their pleasure comes from being asked out.

Randi's tend to never make solid plans or ghost right before a date, never to be heard from again after weeks or even months of frequent communication. Randi's will end up alone.

Common Randi traits are:
-posts heavily filtered images on social media daily
-frequent non-stop texting
-delusions of grandeur
-unreasonable desires or expectations of a partner

Jamie realized they were a victim of Randi-ism when Quinn stopped texting the day before their date after months of daily conversation.

by Zinweetie January 25, 2023

Activity-ism

Doing something, an activity, for a cause.

We are riding 300 miles on bicycles to raise money to cure Alzheimer's, this is activity-ism

by MagiMark April 7, 2017

Libby-ism

When a man notices a trait or action displayed by his significant other which strongly resembles characteristics similar to those of his mother-in-law.

Baby stop making those animal noises, I’m not enjoying that Libby-ism.

Her-Daniel what time did you book the table?
Him-8pm
Her- well make sure you’re ready at 6, we don’t want to be late.

Him- it’s three blocks away
Her- I don’t want to risk being late
Him- not another Libby-ism

by DanNJess July 13, 2021

Kenny-ism

Is when an individual develops mental problems which decreases their ability to be a good league player

If you are diagnosed with kenny-ism you are 100 guaranteed to be reported for unskilled player

by WOOchuu July 31, 2018

Bron-ism

Having Bron-ism is when you really want to swear your arse off and you can’t, for fear of the wrath of God or other moral/social judgement so you leave gaps in your spoken sentences only to indicate a possible rude word by a frown, “hmmm” noise or moderate hand gesture of frustration.

It is exceptionally annoying for the friends of people with Bron-ism who simply want the person to let go and say “fuck”, “shit”, “twat” “cock womble” or other such profanity.

One may have permanent or temporary Bron-ism owing to cirsumstance. For example, when at work, when in the company or parents or elders or people of fragile disposition.

“Don’t have a Bron-ism about it, just say what you think!”

“Are you suffering from Bron-ism again.”

by Superfledge February 12, 2018

Preemptive-"ism"

A logical fallacy where claiming something is an "ism" (i.e. racism or sexism, etc) because a person(A) is part of a specific group and not because of specific comments or actions from person(B) towards that person(A).

Related to both "appeal to emotion" and "ad hominem" logical fallacies: By claiming "ism" one party appears as the victim (thus appealing to emotion) while smearing the other party negatively as racist, or sexist, or other (thus an ad hominem attack).

Jane: "Donald Trump interrupting Hillary Clinton during the debate is a sign of sexism."
Dan: "Why?"
Jane: "Well, because she's a woman."
Dan: "That's Preemptive-"ism", Jane."

Greg: "Obama's healthcare plan hasn't worked out too well for him."
Steven: "That's racist!"
Greg: "Why?"
Steven: "Because Obama is black!"
Greg: "That's Preemptive-"ism", Steven."

by Murderton October 31, 2016