The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.
Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?
Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
Yeah, it is the only time I will go now
by __naux__ November 19, 2024

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.
by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

The art of spinning your dick so fast you fly threw the window leaving your girl empty handed but you'll feel like you've accomplished somthing in your kinky life
The Maximum Intensity Helicopter is probably the most outrageous thing I ever did, and I'm proud of it
by SenpaiWillNeverNoticeYou March 18, 2015

by this_girl_knows_all May 25, 2020

When someone does nothing but is always sick and feeling weak. Wakes up in the morning has headache, goes outside has stomach pain and sleep inside has cold.
Look he looks so weak and tired, was he carrying blocks all day?
No, he literally just woke up
Bruh that's so messed up
He has Intense Weakling Syndrome (aka IWS)
No, he literally just woke up
Bruh that's so messed up
He has Intense Weakling Syndrome (aka IWS)
by Self-Educated Doctor January 21, 2021
