Hipster

This is urban dictionary, so the blunt definition of a hipster is a loser. Yet another group of clones who pride themselves on non-conformism, much like emo and scene kids. These people are snobs who normally talk with an upward inflection. Although they do have a knack with obscure music and literature, the fact remains that the only reason they know about these things is out of conformity. They dress, talk and believe the same way. Agnostic spirituality or Atheism and liberalism are mandatory. Always very thin, I have not once seen a fat or athletic hipster. Very open minded, indeed. Spineless cowards, they will not raise a fist to save their girlfriend from a rapist; and if they did they would be mutilated for it. Worthless intellectual snobs with no real depth or substance. Nothing but a lot of hot air and big words.

I don't conform. I fight against the pangs of mainstream culture by joining another one. I and my friends are intellectually diverse, believing in basically the same things, rejecting clone-wear, by dressing the same and pretending to be classy snobs while the real classy snobs laugh at us from their BMW's and Porches, all 120 lbs of us. I'm a hipster.

by TruthREALLYHurts April 16, 2011

hipsterception

The realization a hipster comes to when he/she realizes that being hipster is WAY to mainstream, resulting in a paradox.

"Dude, being a hipster is way to mainstream. A true hipster would have stopped being a hipster by now. It's like... hipsterception!"

by frankalator March 7, 2012

Hipster Bullshit

Whatever music popular bands such as fun. make. That. Right there. Is mainstream hipster bullshit.

A Dose of Buckley pronounced fun.'s single, "We Are Young," as hipster bullshit on his video Worst Songs of 2012. The iconic term "hipster bullshit" came from him.

by The Pizza Delivery Girl February 5, 2013

Hipster Beard

A beard grown by a Hipster, generally grown with the intent of..

A) Proving that the hipster growing it actually can grow facial hair

B) Looking like every other PBR drinking, fixed gear riding individual with pubic hair - like scruff upon their face

C) Overcompensating for the fact that they resemble fashionable 13 year old girls with overactive Pituitary glands.

Man #1 - Hey did you view Kevin's new Hipster Beard?

Man #2 - Yeah, if it weren't for that, i would be tempted to offer him a night of PBR fueled debauchery

Man #1 - Yeah, all the AA headbands in the world can't make up for that ugly face rug

by VocalWallflower. August 18, 2009

Hipstick

A really skinny and tall hipster. Usually wearing skinny jeans. Because of their resemblance to sticks.

Dude 1: Man those guys legs are thin.
Dude 2: Well maybe that Hipstick should stop wearing skinny jeans.

by Beliy Volk November 11, 2010

hipsterity

Hipsterity is the quality that true hipsters possess. A hipster has been defined to be one who rejects societal norms and "mainstream ideas." One who exhibits hipsterity most often dresses in a simple yet distinct manner, with plaid shirts and wide-rimmed glasses.

If college weren't so mainstream, I'd major in hipsterity.

by atlpride November 22, 2011

Hipster Gold

Everything that magically attracts hipsters. The newest unknown indie band, your grandma’s clothes, your self-assembled fixie, and so on. Hipster Gold – Hipster Sold.

Did you hear about this new indie band? That stuff is hipster gold.

by T–Roy May 12, 2013