Hypocrite

An accusation made towards another person by an idiot who is groping around in the dark for justification to their own faults and wrong-doings. Unfortunately, this word is can also be meaningless once you understand that hypocrisy is a hypocritical term.

You hypocrite, you can't tell me smoking weed is bad for me!

by The Real Iggy October 26, 2006

Hypocritical

A dope dealer who wants to preach to you about how to get your life straight is hypocritical.

The dope dealer thinks he/she knows better than anyone who should be in rehab, then tells other people not to judge. What's more hypocritical than that?

by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019

hippocrate

a person who tells people not to do something, or that this it's is wrong, but this something, is something that he does or will do himself

Lauren is such a hippocrate. She's alaways talking about how its wrong to talk behind people's backs. But she does it herself all the time!

by vanilla rox sox October 16, 2005

hippocrate

Someone talks trash about other people, but then does the same EXACT thing.

Fucking hippocrates.

Julia isn't friends with Morgan any more because Morgan went out with a guy that Julia had gone out with. Julia cussed Morgan out and started talking trash to Sar about Morgan. Sar is Julia's new friend. Sar went out with Loser. Julia liked Loser. Julia went out with Loser. Sar and Julia aren't friends anymore.
Sar cussed both Loser and Julia out.

Julia did the same EXACT thing that Morgan did. They're both hippocrates. They should have stayed BFFLs.

by that stefi jawn August 11, 2008

hypocrit

a combination of liar,moron and hypocrite...

I know a liberal and he/she is a hypocrit.

by ontheright July 3, 2006

hypocrites

a person who says one thing and then turns around and does the opposite.
hypocrites:
-John Kerry
-the popular kids at my skewl
-celebrities

hypocrites 2 person: dont go to fox woods cuz gamblin is evil!
hypocrite at fox woods: wooohoo baby gimme the money!!!!*pulls on slot machines*

ex 2:
white person: yo wat up my nigga?!
black person: dont u fuckin say that again 2 me bitich!

later on....

black person 2 white person: heyy wat^ my cracker!?

by jennylovesean April 27, 2006

hypnocrat

noun: (hip-nuh-krat), Any political representative who tells their constituency exactly what they want to hear. Sometimes, though unnecessarily, associated with democratic politicians.

All campaign promises can be described as hypnocratic. The sole purpose is not to set up a realistic to do list once office is reached but rather, to garner support among one's political base. Essentially any time a politician is engaging in the act of promising action as opposed to actively following through.

by Matt Hartman April 12, 2008