A dance in which you select a target, then dry hump them while smacking them violently with whatever appendage seems appropriate, at whatever degree you wish. A violent, and completely platonic dance.
Michelle is so bomb, I hump-smacked her last night.
Sam is a hump-smack CHAMP.
Megan? Shit dawg, Megan is like, the humpity-humpiest hump-smack dance devil aliveee.
Sam is a hump-smack CHAMP.
Megan? Shit dawg, Megan is like, the humpity-humpiest hump-smack dance devil aliveee.
by TheLovelySwampMonster March 30, 2010
Get the hump-smackmug. "yo shorty over there givin me the look. ima holla at her a lil bit since she tryna see my hump game"
"yo bitch my hump game be proper"
"yo bitch my hump game be proper"
by jbay4 August 7, 2009
Get the hump gamemug. To be interrupted in the moment of intercourse. This interruption ruins the moment. Similar to the cock block, but during sex.
Guy 1 - "Dude, not only did her friend unsuccessfully try to cock block me all night, when I finally put it in her I got a phone call from my mom."
Guy 2 - "Man, your mom hump trumped you!"
Guy 2 - "Man, your mom hump trumped you!"
by conbonjovi December 10, 2009
Get the Hump Trumpmug. The act of playfully tackeling someone with the intent that it will become sexual. Often one can cop-a-feel while in the mist of the "hump tackle" helping to break the ice! A very effective and efficient transition from topical conversation, to gettin' it on!
As she was stretching, I hump tackled her onto my bed, at which point I became erect, and we proceeded to get it on.
by Burton and Tyler July 15, 2007
Get the hump tacklemug. Hump-leg, hump-legged (Adjective)
1. The feeling in your legs that you get after a really good fucking and orgasm, characterized by difficulty walking immediaetly afterwards and stumbling as you make your way towards the restroom.
2. The difficult act of walking right after sex, due to the lower extremities feeling very relaxed and wobbly from having a sexual workout and intense orgasm.
1. The feeling in your legs that you get after a really good fucking and orgasm, characterized by difficulty walking immediaetly afterwards and stumbling as you make your way towards the restroom.
2. The difficult act of walking right after sex, due to the lower extremities feeling very relaxed and wobbly from having a sexual workout and intense orgasm.
"My orgasm felt so good after banging her I had 'hump-leg' for about five minutes and found it difficult to walk straight"
by b. a. jr October 15, 2007
Get the hump-legmug. To get annoyed or upset with someone because you think they have done something bad to you. People who are fed up are said to get the hump.A fit of depression; an emotional slump.
Tony was to get the hump because he thought we hadn't invited him to the party. (English definition)
by Peter Hayes April 2, 2008
Get the Get The Humpmug. by Reegs December 14, 2007
Get the Rhino Humpmug.