Hoover Blowjob

Derren's favourite fetish.

I gave my dad a hoover blowjob.

by Derren memey penis May 29, 2018

Hoover Upright

Formal request for receiving oral sex, while standing up.

Note: Receiver must be standing with 15 degrees of upright, to either side.

To whom it may concern,

I’m writing to express my interest in receiving a Hoover Upright on this night. If it behooves you to comply, please alert me post haste.

Sincerely,
Your Compatriot

by ToadilyP3rf June 24, 2022

Hoover Manouvere

This is the seaxual posistion where by you take your lady from behind as she leaning up against the kitchen table for support, there just so happens to be crums on the table from yesterdays garlic bread and pizza.
while you are bangin' away you put your hand over her mouth and nose hence stopping her from breathing.
then you release your hand and she after a short while and whilst is gasping for air she also sucks up the crumbs off the table just like a Hoover !

Mate .1: Pulled the Hoover Manouvere with Kirsty last night !

Mate .2 : No Way ! did she like it ?
Mate .1 : Not really, but i did !
Mate .2 : Fair play .... High 5 !

by Paulo26 May 17, 2011

Hoover duce

A fake gang name that a desperately white boy made up. It means, "I got two vacuum cleaners"

"Hoover duce bitches!"

"Whats that?"

"It's my gang yo!"

by stiltz March 24, 2005

Hoover Maneuver

A risky act a man does 2 a partner during doggystyle intercourse in which the unexpecting "receiver" has their arms knocked from beneath them by the "giver" and the "giver" then rubs the "receivers" face into the carpet.

I pulled the "hoover maneuver" on her, now she has rugburn on her face.

by K8 da GR8 (KEYS) / Cheff Ric November 11, 2010

hoover dam

When President Hoover was in office the Great Depression happened. A lot of people went poor and homeless. A hoover dam was the name given to the places the homeless lived durning that time.

The homeless lived in a Hoover Dam during the great depression.

by Brandon Ek. May 16, 2006

Hoover Damn

To use clear tape to block fluids coming out of the vagina.

You have sex with you GF/wife (make sure she's freshly shaved), once complete go to bed. when she is sleeping get some clear tape. cover over her vagina making sure it is hardly visible and covers her holes. When she wakes up and trys to go to the bathroom her vagina will be hoover damned.

by DB9 GLIDER March 6, 2015