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hookers ear

Hooker's ear is an infection of the outer ear structures. It typically occurs in prostitutes. The cause of the infection is an above normal amount of seminal fluid being trapped in the ear canal. When too much seminal fluid is trapped in the ear canal, bacteria that normally inhabit the skin and ear canal multiply rapidly, causing infection and irritation of the ear canal. If the infection progresses it may involve the outer ear.
Jim "What is all that yellow bubbling goo flowing out of that my mom's ear? That's gross."

Tom "Oh, that's the worst case of hookers ear I've ever seen. Jim, tell your mom I'm sorry."
by lord doom January 2, 2009
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Hooker T. Washington

Spin off of Booker T. Washington, it is a clever play on history sounds like his name but in reality it enables you to call anyone you want a hooker but being a hooker t washington is so much more than just a hooker you must also be addicted to crack and willing to do anything and I mean anything to get it lol also you must be willing to give blow jobs for under a dollar.
Me: Whats up Hooker T. Washington?
Your Mom: What?
Me: You know your just a hooker
Your Mom: I guess your right
Me: Lets make out
Your Mom: No
Me:I have 12 cents and some crack
Your Mom: I would have done it for 5 and half that amount of crack
Me: Sweet
by cdawg91 November 4, 2010
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Crooked hooker

the hooker who is so ugly she has to pay u to sleep with her.
Joe was excited to get $300 after sleeping with the crooked hooker.
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music hooker

a fucking music whore, cannot live a day without listening to music.
guy1: i forgot my ipod! FUUUCK
guy2: its not the end of the world though.

guy1: but i need something plugged in my ears!

guy2: pssh music hooker
by fuckturd July 28, 2010
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hooker-fat

Invisible layer of fat used by hookers during the wintertime to shield them from the elements while wearing little or no clothing (see "school of tuna").
While turning tricks on a cold West Virginia night, Suzie used her invisible layer of hooker-fat to keep her warm.
by J.P. Poole February 26, 2008
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charity hooker

"Mary is a charity hooker, always thinking of her clients. Isn't that the hooker you want on your side?"
by brokendreamboi July 15, 2009
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Party hooker

A girl that loves to party and hooks up with different guys every night.
by Pmdono April 30, 2016
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