hypocrite

A title given to one who has found Jesus.

If you would like an example of a hypocrite, odds are you need only look in the mirror.

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

lipocrite

An asshole who tells everyone how healthy he has become, then he lapses and gets fatter than he ever was.

Johnny is such a lipocrite! He worked out and ate pilaf and bitched about his fat girlfriend for three weeks, now he's back to drinking whisky in the lab.

by Nirav H October 9, 2008

Hypocrite

High school students.

My god Becky, look at the group of hypocrites over there.

by Rumpletuffin April 30, 2016

Hypocrite

Someone who can call their friend a slut, but has a problem with somebody who's not a friend calling them a slut or using the word slut, is by definition the worst kind of hypocrite. Like an asshole who does not know he's an asshole, this kind of hypocrite doesn't ever see who they really are, and is usually apologetic without knowing why they're apologetic or what for. It's better to do something on purpose and be a rude asshole about it than say you're sorry when you're full of shit and don't mean a word of what you say.

Another hypocrite who doesn't know it and thinks she's being treated unfair when somebody calls her a slut, why doesn't that impress people at the party anymore?

by Solid Mantis August 2, 2018

hypocritch

A hypocritical bitch, which can be any hypocritical woman, jk. Used when someone is being a bitchy hypocrite, but five syllables is just too much for you.

Hypocritch: HAHA! she gave you herpes?!

Chris Brown: shut up you hypocritch, you have AIDS.

by asdfjkl dasf dasf fuck you July 8, 2009

hippocrates

A person who professes beliefs and opinions that he or she does not hold in order to conceal his or her real feelings or motives. Derived from the name of ancient Greek physician-pig, Hippocrates. Often used in conjuction with the words peep or meep or a combination of the two.

James is such a hippocrates.

by hippocratespeepnegroid September 10, 2006

hypocrite

Someone who accuses a group of being hypocritical when the group they didn't bash is just as guilty of hypocrisy.

"George Bush likes to appeal to minorities with his speeches, but he and his brother Jeb don't even let the African-American ballots through on election day."

by Rez April 24, 2005