The Hetero

The Hetero is something you get being around straight people. However, it is much harder to get than the traditional gay.

First, you have to get all 5 Obamiums
Next, you have to kill James Charles
Then, you have to remove all your girly clothes and act straight
Finally, you have to stop masturbating to gay AND straight stuff

All of these combined will create an unstoppable force, which then, mixed together with the elements of space, will turn you... straight!

However, just a quick reminder, easier said than done. It's going to take a lot of work, but finding the right tutorials can advance you in your journey back.

Good luck!

Everyone wants The Hetero.

by Stupid Af June 29, 2021

Humble Hetero Day

Celebrated on July 2, Humble Hetero Day is a day to express your sexuality, but only if you are straight. It is the complete opposite of Gay Pride Month, Humble instead of Prideful, Straight instead of Gay, and Day instead of Month. HHD takes place soon after Gay Pride Month but has a buffer day, and July 1st was taken by Canada Day. Instead of wearing rainbow attire, one should wear a black t-shirt(void of rainbow colours), a shirt with straight lines, or a button-down and straight tie.

Person one: What’s the date?
Person two: July second.
Person one: Good thing I wore a tie, It’s Humble Hetero Day!

by tandynbell July 17, 2021

Gay-Hetero

A homophobic person who is outwardly anti LGBTQIA only because they are actually gay and don't want to admit it.

Jermaine hurt Chad's feelings when he said he wanted nothing to do with Chad because he thought Chad might be gay, but then Jermaine got caught by Chad getting the train run on him by Devante and Johnny at a party. Chad walked out of the room and exclaimed, "Don't hate on me ya Gay-Hetero!"

by Cavernous canine August 3, 2022

Hyper Hetero

When straight male is so afraid to be perceived as homosexual, that he won't eat a banana, a Popsicle or anything phallic in public. He is hyper Hetero.

When I'm driving, I won't eat a banana at a stop-light, because people can see me.

Bro, you're so hyper hetero!

by The Fempire October 24, 2022

That’s Hetero

It’s a uno reverse on the stereotype of saying that’s gay.
It means your a normie

“That’s hetero ”means you need to evaluate your straight cis gender norms

by Mr.whore July 23, 2021

Heteroseparatist

Dogwhistling for homophobe, much like racialist and racial realist are for racist.
A clumsy attempt to detach one's behaviour from the well deserved public scorn it normally elicits by repackaging it in a neologism.

"I keep telling you, I'm not a homophobe, I'm a heteroseparatist!"
"And I keep telling you to please fuck off. I'm immunocompromised and cannot get the jab, you have been spreading spittle on me for the past five minutes and I've never seen you take the more sanitary basic precautions even before the pandemic."
"Whoa, calm down Hitler. Jesus, you'll put us in camps anyday soon."

by Arruz September 6, 2021

Pan-Romantic Heterosexual

being romantically attracted to all genders or sexual orientations but being sexually attracted to members of the opposite gender

A: I thought she was bi and had lost it to a girl? She's been dating like everyone
B: Nah, she's a pan-romantic heterosexual so she'd date anyone but only sleep with dudes

by CrazyMentalChild April 24, 2015