Keith Hernandez

Alpha Male; one who is built of pure testosterone; fabled to be the second coming of Jesus Christ himself; stronger than Shaggy

People who worship God are secretly worshiping Keith Hernandez, who is God, and man, and spirit.

I want Keith Hernandez to impregnate me with his holy semen

by Believer of Keithanism September 9, 2020

Kevin Hernandez

Your crush who will never notice you.

I like Kevin Hernandez but I don't think he knows I exist.

by anonymous September 15, 2020

Matthew Hernandez

It is a very common name, he is kinda sus tho ngl.

Girl 1: Is that Matthew Hernandez?
Girl 2: Yes that is him
Girl 1: Wow he do be lookin kinda sus

by XKS10 November 3, 2020

Theo Hernandez

Best Fullback In The World

Imagine thinking the Bundesliga or PL farmers got a better fullback, Theo Hernandez is truly clear this year

by Urbanndiictionaryofficial December 22, 2020

Squirrelly Hernandez Arkejea

Squirrelly Hernandez Arkejea is a goddess of the beautiful ancient classroom civilization, Arkejea. She is the god of squirrels and is apparently a baddie in the real world.

Ayo, look at my shawty Squirrelly Hernandez Arkejea!!

by AdisR April 26, 2021

yeslin_hernandez

They’re short and an Aries (double Homicide) they can be either mean or cool (ig) (except when a person named “brissia” talks than they get all disrespectful with them 🙄 (joking) (brissia” is a very very cool person btw) anyway 9/10😻

Person a: hey have you heard of a girl named yeslin_hernandez !
Person b: yes they’re very cool

by VAUSVSUSBSISHS June 11, 2021

Audrina Hernandez

A sweet girl who loves pickles and anything green. She would give the world for her friends and family.

I can't wait to go to Audrina Hernandez's birthday party! I know it will be fun.

by Unknown046 June 16, 2021