helmet bump

When a female does cocaine off the head of a guys penisl

Erica was fiending for coke last night so she did a helmet bump off Tony's dick.

by Nasim January 9, 2005

helmet head

When soldiers out at war have nothing better to do.

Hey, if you promise not to tell my wife, I'll give you nice helmet head!

by browntrousers February 21, 2009

Helmet fire

Committing an extremely dim-witted act or string of acts while massively confused and engaged in any activity which requires the use of a helmet.

A. Dude, did you see that game last night where that dumbass defensive end intercepted that pass then ran it in to the wrong end zone? What a helmet fire.

B. Guss Grissom must have been having a serious helmet fire when he blew the door of his space capsule and it sank to the bottom of the ocean.

by MCD32 November 16, 2010

helmet hair

when you jizz in a condom and then pull it over the girls head and rub it around.

"i gave megan some mad helmet hair last night."

by Die-lon January 6, 2008

helmet or pixie

women's hair styles not quit touching the shoulder -'death' of the long, 'magnificent hair', jettisoning of long, maintenance times, appropriate for 'business'!!

julia couldn't decide whether to go helmet or pixie!

helmet or pixie hair is considered much more 'business specific'!

by michael foolsley December 13, 2010

helmet storm

A condition that pilots of complex technical aircrafts such as the Apache helicopter experience due to the sensory overload from the multiple systems they have to interface with in addition to the outside environment.

During that dogfight, I was trying to engage my target and communicate with my wingman and started to experience helmet storm.

by T-D March 7, 2012

Helmet polish

1. Naturally occurring vaginal lubricant, produced when a woman is sexually aroused.

2. Artificial lubricant.

1. Man, Sharon was so horny, she was, like, just oozing helmet polish all over me!

2. Damn! Sharon wanted to butt fuck but she didn't have any helmet polish so I had to use spit. Gross!!

by Luftgescheft October 13, 2008