a very particular type of girl, short, looks sweet and innocent. but is severely evil, you would hurt yourself touching the spikes metaphorically speaking ... extremely feisty!
watchout for that hedgepig!
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An exchange expressing gratitude between two people who are close to each other in the UK, usually the South West, in a fake American South Accent.
"Would you like a cup of tea?"
"Why thank you, hedgehog."
"Would you like a cup of tea?"
"Why thank you, hedgehog."
by LucyVee July 12, 2008
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1) She is sporting some growth after recently shaving,
2) She shaves with a number 2 clipper only.
1) She is sporting some growth after recently shaving,
2) She shaves with a number 2 clipper only.
Shit dude, that girl I picked up last night was seriously hedgehogging. I have a rash all over my junk...
by SgtHotdogs March 4, 2011
Get the Hedgehogging mug.Common term reffering to "shadowy" game character who wields guns for the sole purpose of grabbing the attention of shooter fans and nothing more. A Dante wannabe.
by The Dillo April 15, 2005
Get the Shadow the Hedgehog mug.A seductively elusive male, characterised by nocturnal habits and inconsistent contact. His sexual habits are likely promiscuous, as these woodland critter men enjoy uninhibited roaming across many urban lady gardens.
In courtship, Hedgehogs will ward off any overly emotional or overweight advances with sharp spikes of sarcasm and seething disinterest. However, after being drugged with appropriate pussy food, many have been known to enjoy a belly rub and may request their female perform domestic duties such as making a cup of tea.
When Hedgehogs are found in an anti-social ball (characterised by a protrusion of spiny, venomous complaints from the mouth) an approach is not advised. However, if advancement is necessary; compliments, gentle head rubbing and Haribo have been used as semi-successful distractions that may lesser the risks of being emotionally lanced.
Despite their independent and prickly natures, Hedgehogs are often welcomed into many love life habitats, including: taxis, nesting beds, casinos and nightclub terraces. It has been suggested this is due to their wit and handsome, short legs. Whilst Hedgehogs dwell alone, they may be found to emit a distinctive whining noise via voicemail/text message when separated from a mate.
Natural predators include strikingly beautiful, charming females, who find the Hedgehog cute, so smoothing their natural defences with compliments and not too deep sex.
In courtship, Hedgehogs will ward off any overly emotional or overweight advances with sharp spikes of sarcasm and seething disinterest. However, after being drugged with appropriate pussy food, many have been known to enjoy a belly rub and may request their female perform domestic duties such as making a cup of tea.
When Hedgehogs are found in an anti-social ball (characterised by a protrusion of spiny, venomous complaints from the mouth) an approach is not advised. However, if advancement is necessary; compliments, gentle head rubbing and Haribo have been used as semi-successful distractions that may lesser the risks of being emotionally lanced.
Despite their independent and prickly natures, Hedgehogs are often welcomed into many love life habitats, including: taxis, nesting beds, casinos and nightclub terraces. It has been suggested this is due to their wit and handsome, short legs. Whilst Hedgehogs dwell alone, they may be found to emit a distinctive whining noise via voicemail/text message when separated from a mate.
Natural predators include strikingly beautiful, charming females, who find the Hedgehog cute, so smoothing their natural defences with compliments and not too deep sex.
'Did you see Harriet's face at the coffee shop today? It was contorted in pain, like it had been mercilessly attacked by the confusing behaviour of a love interest'
'...She's tried to hug the Hedgehog again'.
'...She's tried to hug the Hedgehog again'.
by Ben Lover July 23, 2013
Get the Hedgehog mug.Rampant sex on a sofa with the man on top of the lady, who is curled up in a ball, on her back, her knees at her breasts, head pushed forward and rammed into the corner of said sofa.
Peter and Penelope hadn't met up in several weeks. As soon as gorgeous Penelope lay on the sofa Peter entered her and within minutes they were passionately hedgehogging.
by Big John Thomas September 16, 2010
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