hedgepig

a very particular type of girl, short, looks sweet and innocent. but is severely evil, you would hurt yourself touching the spikes metaphorically speaking ... extremely feisty!

watchout for that hedgepig!

by kittensarenotcute August 4, 2009

Hedgepig

A particularly fat,ugly and skanky female who looks like they have been dragged through a hedge

Bloody hell that bird is a proper hedgepig!!

by Raspo the great February 11, 2009

hedge pig

Short fat ugly woman.

Look out, There is a hedge pig coming this way.

by Jme May September 20, 2006

hedgepie

Insult used in 16th Century England, like in a Shakespearean play.

Be is nothing but a loggerheaded fensucked hedgepie!

by Avram Fawcett June 11, 2006

hedgewig

When you’re going down on someone with a massive bush. The bush and hedge acts like a wig.

Went down on Julie the other day. Damn she had a massive bush. I had a hedgewig.

by icebear November 19, 2020

hedgewig

When you go down on someone with a massive bush. Their bush and hedges act like a wig.

Bro I went down on Julie the other day. She had a massive bush. Had a total hedgewig.

by icebear November 19, 2020

hedgepog

pain

Man, i'm in hedgepog

by ballsman22 January 13, 2022