hetty

noun, adjective

sometimes used in the gay community to describe breeders (see: heterosexual) while doing something stereotypically heterosexual - man acting masculine, girl overly flirtatious with a male.

Jamie: "There are so many hetty's coming to the club tonight"
Jordan: "Dammit, I can never tell with some of them"

" I hope I don't hit on a hetty when I get drunk"

"Man, you are such a hetty... gosh."

I wish that hetty would stop hitting on my girlfriend.... doesn't he know shes a lesbian?

by Elisabethe November 14, 2006

Hattrick-Hero

To become a Hattrick-Hero you need to have sex with a pregnant woman. It is cruicial, that the woman isn‘t pregnant with your own child.
You will have to fuck her again, after she gave birth to her child.
The last step consumes the most time:
You wait 18 years until her Daughter is 18 years old. Then you fuck her daughter.
Congratulations, Now you‘re a Hattrick-Hero.

„Look at Dan, he‘s a Hattrick-Hero!“
„Yeah, I heard he Hattricked Sarah.“

by Hattrick-Heroes February 15, 2020

Hatterene

A Pokémon with too much rule 34, almost as much as Gardevoir.

Person 1: Daaaaaammmn Hatterene got them thicc thighs!

Person 2: You know that counts as beastiality, right?

by just a fellow girl gamer February 12, 2020

Bum Hatting

To "bum hat" is to refer, promote or summarise oneself needlessly. This is mostly done by television where large proportions of low quality programmes will summarise and re-summarise what has happened previously before showing highlights of what is coming up. Thus a large proportion of the show will be full of "bum hatting".

Some websites do this also e.g. Running an article on the "ten most read articles" etc. and it is also worth noting that "best of" and "nostalgia" programmes on television are basically hour long "bum hatting" sessions.

Interestingly, "bum hatting" has nothing to do with 'Inspector Bum Hat', a character created by TV Critic Charlie Brooker, parodying television detective programmes.

"I like watching 'The Biggest Loser' but the amount of bum hatting is intolerable".

"Tonight's episode of Friends is on at 8pm but it's a best of and thus just bum hatting"

by mokershipping March 19, 2011

Bowler Hatting

Ramming a mega dildo or fat cock at an angle up the wrongun of a woman so that a domed prolapse appears out of her clunge. This bordered by the piss flaps gives the appearance of a bowler hat.

Last night I caught my missis with her legs thrown over the back of her neck with a rolling pin up her ass bowler hatting in front of a mirror.

by scruffystuff September 21, 2011

Hotty101

the extreme version of hot.

*In the supermarket*:
" WOW, hotty101 coming down lane2"
"Holy look at that guy's sixpack, definetely a hotty 101"

by hotty101 May 16, 2006

Hasty Trigger

When In a video game, A player shoots a teamate by mistake, thinking he is the enemy.

*player 1 steps out of closet*

Boom

Player 2 Kills player 1

"oops, sorry Hasty trigger*

by BUITCHIN March 25, 2009