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Shave The Hamster

When you return home after a long work week, open a beverage, turn on your favourite Spotify playlist and take some time to relax. Shaving The Hamster reaches it peak if accompanied by a canine/feline companion.
“Hey Dennis, you wouldn’t believe it but I’ve just got home and the house is empty. Perfect time to Shave The Hamster
by BaldHamster December 16, 2021
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Hamster Tube

A girl that is a bit dumb but not stupid
by Danny Farkas April 17, 2019
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Hamster Hatchery

An onion ass with such high capacity that two hamsters can mate in it's warmth, and deliver a full litter of hamsters out of its asshole
"OMG, have you seen Nicky Minajs ass? It's a total hamster hatchery!"
by Superpickle January 11, 2017
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Hungry hamster

The act of putting two guys nuts in your mouth at the same time
Alice is a hungry hamster ! In order to survive the winter Alice must take action by stuffing her cheeks with an ample supply of nuts
by Srorrim June 19, 2019
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hamster chubs

When you over feed your hamsters and proceed to take the exercise wheel off the axis. Very cruel do not attempt. Hamsters can get very huge and live a shorter life than expected.
by reggaebooba April 7, 2010
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hamster's wheel

A 20th century drinking game, comprised of smaller abbreviated drinking games combined. It is composed of beer bonging, beer pong, dice, darts, cards, shots and can crushing. It is a timed event resulting in the losers fulfilling a pre-set punishment. Usually consists of 3 or so beers consumed in around 3 minutes.
The combined time of team sunglasses gave them the victory tonight in the hamster's wheel
by Josh Danklefsen March 20, 2005
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bag of hamsters

An absurd dilemma or an out of control situation involving people who are generally hapless without any foreseeable end. Often the situation is self-induced by the participants which leads to comic effect for those not directly involved. A quagmire of cluelessness.
We removed all of the white boards and switched to all virtual trainings, ten new employees start tomorrow to begin training on our software but we missed the deadline to order laptops a week ago. Man, what a bag of hamsters!
by chewypooh74 September 5, 2013
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