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Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls

3:45...I think? Who knows what this means really?
What time is it? Half past a monkey's ass, quarter to his balls.
by HK Orlando October 19, 2006
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giant half chicken half squirrel

The giant half chicken half squirrel steals either teeth or money from children as they sleep in order to build some kind of giant nest for its' genetically superior and potentially dangerous offspring.
It is also known that this creature would also have atleast a mild understanding of algebra.
The half chicken half squirrel would most likely be about three to four and a half feet tall.
His large beak is probably detachable and works as a floatation device.
by grant February 29, 2004
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half life 2

the absolute greatest thing ever thing ever to occur in cyberspace. the culmination and cultivation of years of work and sweat to build a machine that could play a game as beautiful as this. this is what the creators of the computer strived to create their machine to do. so that one day, a graphically stunning, amazing game could be played on it.
Preacher: ....and lastly, I thank God for Half Life 2.
Church: AMEN!
by James Hexler April 24, 2005
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Bullshit and a Half

adjective used when just calling a situation bullshit is inadequate
Teacher: by the way you have a 12 page paper due online by midnight
Student: This is bullshit and a half!
by RobertAllenZimmerman December 2, 2010
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Half-Life

A very good computer game that gets abused by HALO zombies. Basic single player owns. Got lots of addictive mods.
Half-Life owns. And Half-Life 2 will own HALO2
by Gungsta-Pasta August 4, 2003
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Half a Yard

$50, or a $50 bill. Origin unclear; the term was allegedly used by both Depression-era hobos and con men. Usually used in a sneaky or devious context.
"So, Pete, did you take that rube for anything?"

"I took him for everthing he had, Mac, which was half a yard."
by Belmo October 3, 2009
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half whore

noun. a stripper. a women that you pay to give you a boner but she doesn't have sex with you.
Man, I hate strip clubs. What's the point of sittin' around watchin' a bunch of half whores anyway?
by craig hamlin October 18, 2008
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