Grumpkin

A girl shits on your dick, then sucks it off.

grumpkin, ohhh!!!!!

by Brian December 5, 2003

grumpkin

a friend who you always smoke up, but never buys weed.

Karl, when are you ever gonna smoke us up, you grumpkin!

by Clash May 13, 2005

gumping

The act of being tied up by someone and them then unleashing their gimp on you for a serious humping.

we picked up some boys and took em home and gumped em

I'm gonna give that slut a cruel gumping

by Ron April 22, 2004

Grumping off

Someone in a grumpy mood who intentionally avoids interaction with others as they wallow in their own discontent

Mike got out of the wrong side of the bed today, he's been grumping off in the garage all morning

by Quixand August 31, 2017

grumpying

The act of being grumpy on a regular basis by wives.

My wife was grumpying me all day long today.

by Swing1177 February 14, 2018

trumpling

n. Spherical blob of bland white tasteless food or animal waste.

...............

No! I cannot stomach another trumpling! I am only human.

by gnostic3 March 29, 2021

Trumpling

A kid that is really similar to Trump

"Gosh Prudence was being such a Trumpling today."

by RandomShitposts June 30, 2021