the grouch

oscar the grouch is old grumpy fuck head but hes really hot and smells like he came from the perfume guys house on tiktok and he has a big throbbing dick

oscar the grouch

by bigbanger1000000 November 16, 2022

Balls Deep in Groucho

A self-induced difficult/precarious situation

Dude, those weed dealers are looking for you, man. What are you going to do?

I don't know man. I'm really balls deep in Groucho this time.

by Tronathan January 25, 2007

Grouch

The act of getting hit in the nuts really really hard. Usually only used when the hit is hard enough to incapacitate the person for more than a minute.

Can also be shouted when someone gets hit in the balls hard in an embarrassing or stupid incident.

"Oh man, when my brother fell off the bike seat the crossbar of the bike grouched him. He might have to go to the doctor."

Tim *to hot chick*: Hey baby, are those things real?
Hot chick kicks Tim in the nuts hard.
Tim *lying on ground holding balls*: UGHHHAUUUGH
Tim's friend: GROUCH!

by pantskick January 18, 2011

GROUCHO MARKS

When you're fucking a European girl in her armpit(who doesnt shave her pits).

That eastern german was definitely a great Groucho Marks.

by Domfather May 13, 2005

gaucher

In Quebec, a gaucher(left hander) is an amp for the majority of the people of the Lac St-jean because left hander are rare almost unique. When you see one you can say OMGWTFBBQ so much they are rare.

If you have a gaucher in your team, you will feel like if you have a gay behind you and you drop you soap.

by KinomaMonaki December 13, 2008

Groucho Marx

A communist with a bad attitude

Look at this fuckin' Groucho Marx over here.

by twantwag May 1, 2015

Oscar the Grouch

Should you be so fortunate as to be hitting a girl from behind, you may wish as to consider the most incredible (and rewarding) sexual positions ever concocted.

The Oscar the Grouch is amazing, yet incredibly simple. While pummeling the lucky candidate (from behind naturally) she sticks her head inside of a garbage can... Preferably containing GARBAGE with at least 1 rotten banana peel.

Just when Fhqwhgads thought she had seen it all, she was given an Oscar the Grouch... Yikes!!!

by sux0r September 6, 2003