grandpa issues

daughters of mothers who have daddy issues that didn’t deal with them. usually also results in attraction to inappropriately older men or generally toxic men, but comes with guilt about it that mothers never had.

Oh that girl’s mom never went to therapy for her family life and she’s dating a 27 year old, she must have grandpa issues.

grandpa issues by bad bitch from Dallas November 21, 2021

grandpa hopper 

When a person sneaks up behind another person, then violently lifts their knee to strike them in the crack of the ass.

If you don't shut up, I am going to grandpa hopper you.

grandpa hopper by Super E Money October 18, 2007

grandpa in the yard

a term used to describe a showing of a woman's vagaga.

"if I drink anymore I'll be showing everyone here grandpa in the yard"

grandpa in the yard by thelod June 24, 2008

Grandpa Bean 

A very old mexican man.

Bill isn't that the sweaty grandpa bean we saw jogging the other day.

Grandpa Bean by Brad Dunlap January 21, 2009

grandpa b 

derived from papa b; getting a massive boner.

troy got a grandpa b in the middle of class yesterday!

grandpa b by couponznikki2 December 11, 2010

Grandpa's Service Pistol 

Any weapon left to you in a will by a relative. Not necessarily a pistol, or even a service weapon, but usually. Generally left with an instruction not to use it for anything retarded. Usually in very good condition.

So named because of the stereotype of a grandfatherleaving his favorite grandson his service pistol.

abbr: GSP

Guy1: Hey, where are you going.

Guy2: Taking Grandpa's Service Pistol to the range...

Guy2: But... that's a shotgun.

Guy1: Yeah, "Grandpa's Servoce Pistol" is just what I call any weaon left to me by a dead family member.

Grandpa's Service Pistol by Al Golston November 20, 2011

Grandpa staticballs 

A superhero like no other. Because of his age his testicles droop to his ankles so he generates static electricity,and a lot of it, by simply walking due to his fuzzy yamsack. Or scuffing his feet in his wheel chair(he has a wheel chair because reasons). Senile grandpa by day and static slinging superhero by day. Note it's also quite creepy to be touched by this grandpa. Even more so than a normal grandpa

"Who's your favorite superhero?"
"Grandpa staticballs"
"Who?"

Grandpa staticballs by The viking May 26, 2014