choking the goose 

The act of masturbating while having both legs raised off the ground in a sitting position. Preferably when seated in a chair.

nb: This maneuver requires strength in upper thigh and groin areas. Stretching recommended.

Nabeel:"Blood, I was watching Neighbours the other week, supping on a cup of organic tea, when my fat mother burst in unannounced and caught me choking the goose!"
Chris: "No way Mans!"

choking the goose by Steak Tits April 9, 2008

Poopin' the Goose 

When you've really messed up, or jumbled a situation. When you are truly "fucking up".

When your friend locks himself out of his house in the rain for the 12th time this week and calls you for help
"Wow bro, you're really poopin' the goose"
When your friend gets an F on ALL of his finals

"I cannot believe you're poopin' the goose so bad!"
When your mom forgets your favorite flavor of Jell-o at the grocery store
"Mom, you're truly poopin' the goose today"

Poopin' the Goose by ashep91 March 2, 2023

Trojan Goose 

During sex, the guy finishes, but pulls the condom off inside the girl, and leaves it in there for the little soldiers to invade.

"Got my bitch trapped, thought she was safe because of the condom, but I gave her the trojan goose".

Trojan Goose by TrojanGoose December 23, 2019

Dunn Goofed 

The act of drinking and driving like a JackAss, then plowing your expensive ride through 20 trees at 150 MPH.

JackAss' Ryan Dunn dunn goofed after shredding his Porsche, himself, and a friend though trees after a night of drinking.

Dunn Goofed by marybethjones June 21, 2011

Wild goose chase 

See being led in circles

Wild goose chase

Wild goose chase by Blake S February 16, 2004

gooped 

incredibly surprised or shocked; flummoxed

slang originating in the world of drag

When Naomi eliminated Manila on "All Stars 4," the whole world was gooped!

I was gooped to see y'all all there for my surprise party!

gooped by iamvered February 2, 2019

Goobed 

Being big mad or upset because someone said or did something that pissed you off.

In relation to the 6ix9ine hit song Gooba.

Zion is goobed over what Erik and Rudi said about him.

Goobed by Zlew22 May 10, 2020