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Gen Z

Proof that the future of humanity as a whole and the civilization the Greater Generation built for the west is doomed. Thanks to social media, AI, and unrealistic expectations of reality brainwashing the young adults of today, you can expect the economy to crash by 2050-2060 and a post-apocalyptic world by 2090-2100 since 99% of the adult/elderly population in that time won't know how to properly think for themselves, let alone govern anything. And Millennials, if not all dead by then, would gladly enable their idea of a "perfect" world.
Sometime in the year 2069...

Patient: "Doctor, I am having a hard time breathing, and my feet are red, swollen, and filled with pus! I don't know if I'll live for much longer..."

Gen Z Doctor: *pulls AirPod out of ear* "Sorry, I couldn't hear you. What'd you say?"

Patient: "I SAID I CANNOT BREATHE AND MY FEET ARE SWELLING UP LIKE BALLOONS! I THINK I'M DYING!"

Doctor: "Ohhh. Ye lmao. You probably are. ChatGPT said you have a disease in your brain, and we're gonna let our test robots perform surgery on you. For now, jus take some ibuprofen or something. Idk."
by I live at 308NegraArroyoLane September 15, 2025
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Gen Z

Crybabies with no social skills or work ethic. Their parents never disciplined them; they have been spoiled. Very fragile people. They cry to the authorities whenever they have a problem with someone, rather than be assertive and successfully resolving issues with people. A common, passive-aggressive revenge tactic of their is to ruin their reputation when they are a very safe distance away from them, rather than confronting them. They are the coworker who will often call out "sick" because they are in a bad mood, or hungover; can't handle stress; have to be micromanaged every second. They are not prepared to deal with the real world where they have to work with people who are different than them.
Don't hire Gen Z. They will either show up to work late or not at all. They want to have all their weekends off so they can drink and do stupid, degenerate activities in parking lots on weekend nights, or complete level 100 for their favorite video game. At work, they will stand around, goofing off on their phones, ignoring your customers. They will complain to HR if you raise your voice at them for being not productive. They will begin to cry when they're stressed out.
by Felis_Catus_Lover January 25, 2023
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Gen Z

NEEEEERRDS
David: Hey look at that dumba** tiktoker saying that she cant handle the word psycho
Mark: Yeah she just sooo Gen Z
by Toxicdogichan August 6, 2022
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Gen Z

Gen Z is everybody born between the years of 1998 to 2011. Most Gen Z's take jokes way to seriously, are racist without knowing it, and overall are just not fun to hang around, but there is a good 25% of them who are great friends, loyal, and can laugh at a good joke. I believe the Gen Z may be the last decent generation. It's all a downward spiral from Gen alpha. according to research 42% of gen Z is depressed. Along with this, most of Gen Z is very anti social as well.
Millennials: You guys should go play outside, it's a beautiful day and the sun is shining.

Gen alpha: I am playing outside... I just got this new game, it's called outdoor adventures.

Gen Z: Does it involve interacting with more then two people at a time?

Millennials: No?

Gen Z: Okay I'll go out for a bit because animals are better then people and I just saw a pretty butterfly.

Gen alpha: Wow, OCD much?

Gen Z: (starts sobbing) What's that supposed to mean!?!
by IDK1234583 July 9, 2024
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Gen Z

Gen Z:

50% of this generation are seemingly millionaires, and are addicted to showing off their lives on social media

The other 50% of this generation are lonely unemployed poor incels that can't succeed in their life and have already made the decision to kill themselves
I really worry about my fate in this world... If i find myself in the dark side of Gen Z I might have to unalive myself. Im not living an unsuccessful life.
by Al_000 March 4, 2024
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Gen Z

A Bunch of incompetent sissies who can’t do real work and get triggered over the dumbest shit
Man,those Gen Z folk,they can’t even start a lawnmower
by Wilkmeyer August 2, 2024
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Gen Z Stare

This whole term is such a cope
Someone who disregards the person in front of them as another person asks something in a rude way:
Gets met with "Gen Z Stare"
by ilker2445 July 14, 2025
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