Get Your Grunch On

The act of grunching for a sustained period of time. Self fistation, a period of masturbation through the act of fisting yourself in the arse with resultant fecal leakage, and possible blood loss.

Doctor: What seems to be the problem here Nurse?
Nurse: Im afraid its another case of blood loss
Doctor: To get your grunch on you have to be more careful

by The real Tyler James October 17, 2008

Grunch

An act of excretion in which the fesis actually spray in a wide diameter.

I grunched all over her face, and she loved it.

by the cock destroyer February 27, 2005

Gunch

A vagina with semen oozing out of it.

Chuck's mom has a sloppy gunch

by Pimpy January 4, 2005

Grunch

Bored of so many brunches (artificial word of breakfast & lunch) in the 90s, wise man started to grill meat and sausages parallel to the brunch. So fearless men scrumptiously invented the grill-brunch - the grunch. Modern German sociologists call the grunch the most exciting social improvement of the new millennium. It's grunch-time, baby!

Thank god we're invited to a grunch! I couldn't have stand another boring brunch at Darryl and Matt!, Shirley said.

by Henning Mühlinghaus February 13, 2008

Gunch

The grinch with a firearm

You look like a gunch
Shut up gunch

Have you ever heard of the gunch befo

The gunch is the grinch with a firearm

by The birdmann August 1, 2017

gauch

underwear, usually male, sometimes called gauchies

I didn't know she was there, and I came out in my gauch.
Im all out of clean gauch!

by lar3ry September 1, 2008

gaucho

Soft. Sissy. Lacking resilience.

This guy thinks he's tough, but not really, he's a gaucho.

by nielubow March 4, 2015