backseat gamble

The act of intending to release a fart and accidently shitting one's pants instead.

I took a backseat gamble in WalMart and crapped out. It is important to note that the term was invented by the sleaze metal band Satan's Nipples from Greenville, SC.

by Conman31415 April 21, 2010

Gamble

To run at a high pace across a road without looking for uncoming traffic in the hope of crossing the road without getting hit. Also you have to continually shout gamble while on the road. It was created in the late 90s/early 00s by Mark Mc Legend and Dee 'The Dolphin' Mc Creanor.

Steve:Did you play gamble yesterday?
Andrew:Yea but I lost
Steve:O yea i was wondering why we are in the hospital

by Luc O'Zade January 27, 2008

degenerate gambler on a hot streak

one whose game (sexual) has reached a peak after a long period of inactivity

I haven't gotten any in months, but I am going to fuck the bitches like a degenerate gambler on a hot steak.

by Pat February 24, 2005

greasy grundle gamble

oh yes the greasy grundle gamble is one of my favourite pastimes, the thrill of a lifetime! Its when you push your erect cock against the womans grundle. It will either slip in the vagina or slip in the ass and which ever hole it goes into is the hole you have sex in.

In the pink or in the stink, i can't decide lets have a greasy grundle gamble! By the grundlefull!

by aussie_fister July 28, 2006

Gamble and loose

Past Tense: "Gambled and Lost"

When one "Gambles and looses", it means on has tried to pass wind out of one's posterior, but some fecal matter comes out with it.

Syn: shart

Jason had to run to find the restroom quickly when he gambled and lost, squeezing in the bit of turd waiting to come the rest of the way out by walking funny.

by Justin 47 Nishi August 18, 2005

Gampie

The hybrid of a hippie and a gangster, formed into one.. creating an awesome ass individual.

"Holy shit dude... that girl is like a mixture of shaggy off scooby doo and tomb raider.. she's such a gampie!"

by Mufasa13195 August 26, 2013

Gaple

Any act of sexual activity, or any source of sexual activity.

-I got some gaple off that chick ennit.
-I gapelled her
-There's bare gapel at this party

by Billy Christmas January 30, 2007