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Federal Funds Rate

The interest rate at which banks lend to each other overnight when the bank manager accidentally spent too much of the deposits on yachts and mansions. The Fed attempts to influence this in order to set interest rates for monetary policy, but unfortunately nobody gives a shit about what Jerome Powell thinks.
Bob illegally spent $500 million of customer deposits on luxury yachts a private island in the Bahamas. He had to borrow extra money at a Federal Funds rate of 5%, to meet the liquidity requirements.
by grilledpotatoes January 17, 2025
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Thrust Fund Recipient

A young attractive female who has no, or little, visible means of support, living a wealthy lifestyle through the generosity of a wealthy man. Sometimes the gifting from the man is through make work, such as handling one high dollar real estate deal so that the thrust fund recipient can live off of the commission for a long period of time.
She sells one $20M piece of real estate every year for a commission of nearly 800k - She's a thrust fund recipient.
by Wrangler of Skanks March 12, 2025
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Flick Fund

To save a mental image for later masturbation, specifically for people with a vagina - the female equivalent of the male "Wank Bank" or "Spank Bank."

Originated by the Twitch community of the streamer Nadgemeister.
"I've gotta save this mental image for the Flick Fund!"
by UnprofessionalGamers March 12, 2025
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Flick Fund

A colloquial term for memories and mental images used for masturbation. The equivalent of "Wank Bank" for people with a vagina.
Girl, that was so hot, I'm definitely saving that mental image for the Flick Fund!
by UnprofessionalGamers March 18, 2025
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You find, I fund!

A phrase meaning someone must get/find something for you and you will fund (pay for) it.
Those heels online are stunning... You find, I fund!

That pizza looks yummy.. You find, I fund!
by LingDanc803 March 21, 2023
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trust funds

Sarcastic term for da sizeable wad of cash dat a lying chat-contact from Ghana or Nigeria asked you to send to him/her, supposedly in order to give said foreigner confidence dat you're "for real" prior to his traveling overseas to meet you in person. Doubly a bad idea for you to actually comply with, of course, since (A) this OTHER person should conceivably be da one to prove to YOU dat he/she is legit, since presumably you will likely be da one who will be paying for most of da person's expenses if he/she comes to see you, and (B) most likely said conniving moocher is merely trying to con money out of you, and in reality has no actual intention of ever making any travel-plans to hang out with you.
Every hot-bodied chick I meet online seems to want me to send them trust funds!
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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larping funds

Larping funds is a way of lying about funds that aren't yours. Such as if someone were to tell you to go band for band with you, and you used a picture of someone else's funds, you would be larping funds.
You're larping funds rn random, saw the same picture on Pinterest pooron.
by kromerust June 2, 2024
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