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funding ejaculation

Similar to the Indonesian slang term "ejakulasi dana" with this same meaning, this slang term refers to the phenomenon where you spend much of your money right after you obtain some money.
I just got my paycheck, and before I knew it, I had a funding ejaculation—bought the latest iPhone and a bunch of latest AAA video games!
by Emotional Cruiser September 26, 2025
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Freezing funds

Can they un-freeze them?
Hym "Are the doing that deliberately? Are they freezing funds deliberately or..."
by Hym Iam May 8, 2025
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Bro Fund Me

Cash collection process to get your buddy out of jail.
"The Police Department does not accept PayPal. I set up a Bro Fund Me account by driving to your place. How much cash can you donate to help get Sam out of jail. He's a friend in need.
by Matt8ken January 20, 2020
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dumbel-funded

1. Knocked out atrociously.

2. Knocked out cold
" man, that nigga was dumbel-funded!!"

"that fool got dumbel-funded in the first hit!"
by Eweezee December 16, 2007
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Flick Fund

A colloquial term for memories and mental images used for masturbation. The equivalent of "Wank Bank" for people with a vagina.
Girl, that was so hot, I'm definitely saving that mental image for the Flick Fund!
by UnprofessionalGamers March 18, 2025
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Edge Fund

n. The amount of edges accumulated before orgasm.
Bro, my edge fund got up to 7 last night. It was wild.
by Edger Allan Poe November 24, 2020
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Trust Fund Hustle

(noun): A flimsy business venture started by an overprivileged adult child who inherited a substantial windfall and mistakenly believes that their wealth alone qualifies them to run a successful company. However, their grandiose delusions and lack of experience often lead to poor decision-making and questionable business practices, making it clear that their venture is a hustle that no one should trust. A Trust Fund Hustle is a half-baked idea fueled by privilege and arrogance that's more likely to crash and burn than succeed.
"If you're serious about playing the guitar, stay away from that Trust Fund Hustle of a brand and invest in something more reputable."

"If you want a guitar that's worth your money, steer clear of that Trust Fund Hustle of a brand. Word on the street is that it's funded by the owner's grandmother, it's bound to disappoint in the long run. Save your money and invest in a more reputable brand that's built on quality, not just cheap china imports."
by dogfartsarewarm February 20, 2023
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