Fumble in the Jungle

When you finger a girl with a lot of public hair.

Male 1: Did you get off with that hairy Mary the other night?
Male 2: Yeah man, and I had a proper fumble in the jungle.

by Zedav September 6, 2016

Fubbernuck

A way of saying the "F" word in public.

"Shut the fubbernuck up!"
"What the fubbernuck?"

by Hunter M Bates September 13, 2018

Caught on the Fumble

When someone is supposed to be listening to another person's conversation, when really they are thinking of something else (often of something innapropriate of the conversation itself), and are asked a certain question relative to the topic you were supposed to be listening to. that causes you to draw a big, huge blank.

When you come up with a quick, sudden distraction to avoid having to actually answer the question (and thus look like an idiot and/or get in trouble), the name for that action is to Dodge the Fumble or dodging the fumble.

Samantha: (talking without end in sight about cats) I like cats, do you like cats, my favorite cat breed is the Egyptian Mau, the thing I like about them is...
John: (thinking about the Football Game last night)
Samantha: ...hey, what do you like better, the Maine Coon, or the Turkish Mau? And don't just say, 'because' liek you always do, or you're not getting any tonight!
John: (caught on the fumble) Oh yeah, um... (sees a Baskin Robins) Oh look, a Baskin Robins, want to get some ice cream there?
Samantha: (suddenly distracted by the offer of ice cream and forgets the question) Oh sure!
John: (thinks to himself) Dodged the fumble there, John...

by Anonymous Legend October 23, 2009

fumblez

queer ass hoe cake cream filled like a twinkie from the dicks he suck daily he is also a hoe cake cock sucker bird shit snow owl mother fucker republican backwoods gapped tooth cousin fucker (WATCH OUT HE WILL SUCK YOUR DICK FOR NO MONEY)

that guy is a fumblez

by krablejacks November 24, 2011

Tuck and Fumble Technique

The act of using warming lubricants and massaging them on your testicles and a designated anal crevice and then placing them inside said crevice to achieve pleasure and orgasm.

Dude, Those two kids attempted the tuck and fumble technique! They're so gay!

by Societal Truth June 5, 2011

fumble

Certain people trying to acquire a certain person who is available, or scoop them up. They wait until a breakup or until they are available, and then run in and try to scoop it real quick"

"Noah tried to pick up Ella's fumble. He dived on the ground to try to get it"

by micdeeznutzzzzz March 24, 2016

fumble

when you drop something

oops i dropped my books FUMBLE

by Kevin June 8, 2004