FTLOGSTFU

For The Love of God... Shut the fuck up!

Noob 1: "yes, i'm a lv. 75whm/75monk"
Noob 2: "Awesome, I'm a 76blu/75pup"
Noob 1: "Awesome!"
Some random "Not noob": "God you guys are fucking n00bs!
FTLOGSTFU and go fuck yourselfs!"

Lol, <3 FFXI

by Drewboothhatesbrianking October 6, 2006

flog

Golf - spelled backwards

As the duffers finish their round of golf: "That was a fine day of flog"

by Dan Stearns June 9, 2005

floggenitch

The pure blood from a virgin dolphin.

After the baby dolphin massacre, the beach was covered in floggenitch.

by Ryan Goat Cheese March 14, 2007

ftlof

For the love of fuck

FTLOF!

by Dylan(but not from la Tuna) June 22, 2016

flog hopper

To pull a masturbatory act on the toilet.

Tommy's shit was takin' quite a long time. So long, he got distracted and decided to join the ranks of Flog Hoppers around the world. He pulled out his pecker and went to stinky pull town.

Jenny decided to push one out on the porcelain shrine while she 'Checked the undercarriage' one fine day and joined the secret society of the Flog Hoppers anonymous.

by Blunt Monk February 7, 2018

Bellend Flogger

Another name for a male that wanks a lot. A chronic masturbator.

You are such a bellend flogger. Why don’t you get a job and stop watching porn all day? Give your hand a break before you get carpal tunnel.

by Eaton Holgoode January 15, 2019

flogbag

In the literal sense, a bag, that one would use to jerk off into, when in an environment that would not appreciate being cumstained - see cumstain, for example, a friends car. An old sock could be used as a "flogbag".

The word is more commonly used however to as a label to describe someone you don’t like, someone who has done something stupid or behaves in a generally annoying and foolish manner.

"I didn't want to jizz on the leather interior so i used my t-shirt as a flogbag"

"Lets get out of here...this bar is full of flogbags".

by Dr Bizzaro August 27, 2005