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In the literal sense, a bag, that one would use to jerk off into, when in an environment that would not appreciate being cumstained - see cumstain, for example, a friends car. An old sock could be used as a "flogbag".

The word is more commonly used however to as a label to describe someone you don’t like, someone who has done something stupid or behaves in a generally annoying and foolish manner.
"I didn't want to jizz on the leather interior so i used my t-shirt as a flogbag"

"Lets get out of here...this bar is full of flogbags".
flogbag by Dr Bizzaro August 27, 2005
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"That guy was a total flogbag". Used in the context of a punching bag, not a cumrag as aforementioned . A shirt is not a bag.
Flogbag by Jayclops October 24, 2008
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A person who is random, sometimes even hyper and strange.
The dude is such a frogbag. But I love him for it.
Frogbag by Car Son August 20, 2010

flog / flog bag 

Australian Army slang
1.A wanker
2.Someone who is full of shit
Can be derogatory or not
"Tell ya what mate, that OC is a major flog / flog bag"
flog / flog bag by Greendog December 24, 2006
A sex position where the guy lays down flat, the girl sits on his dick, with it penetrating her ass, while she eats macaroni in her left hand and shoving a pickle up her pussy with her right hand. She begins shitting on the guys dick and throws up the macaroni continuously on his face, licking it off slowly. The whole procedure takes about 45 minutes to complete, believe me, Ive tried to make it quicker, but its hard.
When the two sex bunnies are finished, they give each other high fives and yell "Hallelujah!" at the tops of their lungs.
guy1: Me and Katherine did a floobag last night it was fucking AMAZING!!, but it took a while...

guy2: Nice, i heard Katherine is fucking crazy in bed she will do about anything!
Floobag by Hairy DickHead May 26, 2008

flogball 

Booger that falls out of your nose 👅👌🏼
THATS A HUGE FLOGBALL
flogball by Kammmm May 21, 2018

flobagob 

What to say when you really dont know what to say.
Common when drunk
"He's he's a a flobagob so yeah"
flobagob by twisted March 19, 2005
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