fumblebutt

A person who is overcome by shyness around a potential mate that causes that person to fumble and make an idiot of his or her self often.

He was such a fumblebutt on our first date.

by Betharoo January 6, 2009

fumble fingering

Fidgety fingers when anticipating something exciting is called fumble fingering.

The children were fumble fingering in anticipation of opening their Christmas gifts.

by Cealia November 24, 2016

fumblebrag

a fraudulent humblebrag. whereas a humblebrag is a specific type of brag that masks the boasting part of a statement in a faux-humble guise -- allowing the offender to boast about his/her "status" without any shame or guilt -- a fumblebrag is even more deceptive, because the offender is unjustifiably claiming to be credited with the perceived "status".

@InstagramGirl: "OMG I have the cutest assistants ever!"

Truth be told, the "assistant" in the photo is not her assistant but rather an unpaid intern. (And, incidentally, the intern in the photo isn't even that cute.) But we now know InstagramGirl has both a low self-esteem and a proclivity for stretching the truth. Textbook fumblebrag!

by thejuggernautbro April 15, 2021

The fumble

A drunk chick who finally shows up to a party that's dominated by horny males that have been waiting a long while for some females to show up. (i.e "sausage fest") Like football players piling up on a loose ball on the field, there will be a pile up on the long awaited females coveted snatch in the quest for possession.

"When is the fumble getting here? I'm horny!"
"Girl, if you go to that party, you're gonna be a fumble because there are not going to be any other girls there."

by teenez69er August 22, 2014

Frumples

Frumples sin-uh-muhn buhn
–noun
a honey bun flavored with cinnamon and often containing raisins.

i had a frumples for breakfast

by figpc December 9, 2008

Frumbequeef

A musical queef (vaginal fart) that follows sex performed 'frum be'hind.

Paul: Ooh, I love taking you from behind.

Nina: "frumbequeef" emitted Oh my goodness! Pardon my frumbequeef--how embarrassing. Well, carry on.

Paul: I love it when your pussy talks to me. It's music to my penis.

by Caroline Bearcup July 6, 2006

Fumbledini

An individual or a group of individuals who fumble the baggini way too often until it becomes a specific characteristic.

Oh man Americans are such fumbledinis. They literally financed the weapons of the moudjahidines so they could fight against the Soviet Union and after that the moudjahidines turned against the US and fought them with the same weapons.

by OGFumbledini December 26, 2021