blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle

the BEST comeback ever, no one will ever be able to top it or know what to say after you hit them with it! :D

stupid asshole: "You're such a douchebag!"
you: "yeah, well you're a BLOOD DRENCHED FROZEN TAMPON POPSICLE"

by cutie with a bootie May 25, 2008

frozen fog

liquid fog droplets that freeze to surfaces on contact forming white rime ice. Common on mountaintops which are exposed to low clouds. It is essentially the same as the ice frost that forms inside a freezer.

Northern Nevada remained strangled in an icy cloak of frozen fog that caused dangerous driving conditions, numerous accidents, and airport delays for the third day in a row.

by Eric Harley December 30, 2006

"frozen tobogan"

The act of (male or female) defecating, freezing the defecation, and using the frozen fecal matter to make love to someone's hole.

I totally gave Marcy a "frozen tobogan" with some leftover shit I had in the freezer.

by rose kent August 11, 2007

Frozen

A stupid movie that came out almost exactly 2 years ago, yet its still a big thing. You can see frozen posters, erasers, cupcakes, pencil cases, you name it. Its there

"Do you wanna bui-" "NOOOOOOOO WTF STFU NO NO. NO. FROZEN CHANGED YOU. NO"

by Leafy is beefy February 28, 2016

Frozen

A very terrible movie.

Frozen is terrible!

by 25IMF December 31, 2019

Frozen Mickey

Taking a crap into a condom, then freezing the condom + turd to use as a dildo later.

Staal couldn't wait for his frozen mickey to freeze over so he could pleasure himself.

by Ares12943 October 26, 2008

frozen alaskan pipeline

When you take a shit, put it in the freezer and when it is hard you use it as a dildo on your girlfriend.

That frozen alaskan pipeline was cold as hell.

by Die Tasse May 21, 2004