Hard Front

Where You Sell Drugs

Yo G Ill Meet Ya At Da Hard Front. Aight Cool Homie

by Dee-Link May 17, 2008

Front Parlor

The area just above a man's penis, where the greatest number of pubes are

Man, did you see Sean's front parlor. He had a load of pubes.

by bigmanwitdagat December 7, 2022

front bumpers

Scotish slang for breasts, tits, boobies, etc.

"Hey, Check out the Front Bumpers on that!"

by Haggis February 19, 2005

front left

Where all the cool people gather in a rave, festival or concert.

If you ever need anything, we’ll be front left.

– Guys, where are you? There’s a lot of people !
– Front left love, like always!

by Lilboot575 December 15, 2022

The front ensemble

Otherwise known as secret bourgeoisie workers, the front ensemble is the most sophisticated part of a high school band. They may seem friendly at first, but I will warn you, they work for the Bourgeoisie. The front ensemble is secretly a bunch of birds playing big xylophones to attract people’s attention, so they can be interested in their cultic doings

Person one: wow! The front ensemble is good at what they do!

Person two: be careful, they work for the bourgeoisie

by Iamdefinitelynotabirdiamhuman September 15, 2019

The Popular Front

Sticking ones dick and balls fully inside another's vagina.

Randy and Catherine have been going steady for months. The ultimate test of their relationship came when he performed the popular front on her.

Sharon is always game for the popular front… after copious amounts of ecstasy.

by Misty Stroker December 16, 2011

fronts and bumps

Another saying for traffic.

Sitting in traffic, all you see are fronts and bumpers of cars, shorten that and you have "fronts and bumps".

Can also be used to describe anything unsatisfactory.

"Sorry I was late, it was all fronts and bumps on 101."

"Man, this party is all fronts and bumps. Let's get out of here."

by aftertheprequel March 4, 2010