freezer to table

An amazing, groundbreaking food movement that is now surpassing the once popular "farm to table" movement. Freezer to table involves taking frozen foods (such as tater tots, or giant vats of ice cream) that involve little to no preparation or culinary talent.

After a long night at The Clermont Lounge, I was starving and prepared a great freezer to table meal consisting of cheese sticks and Eggo Waffles.

by clermontboy July 20, 2016

Golden Freezer

When Gold Bond is put on a Males genitalia before receiving oral sex so that the Female gets the extreme cooling feeling in her mouth, while her saliva gives the Male a slight cooling feeling.

Male: Sue go get the gold bond! I want to give you a Golden freezer!

Female: YES! I Love when you ask me for that! I also love the cooling feeling Gold Bond gives me!

by AC-lover12 August 14, 2010

box-freeze

losing the ability to talk, move and think coherently when you see a naked woman.

When Harry saw her naked for the first time he got a massive case of box-freeze and couldn't do a thing.

by Shadow84 September 26, 2011

minnesota freezer

Stcking a dildo int a freezer for 1 hour, then jamming it into your ass while someone puts ice cubes down your throat

" yesterday my boy friend gave me a Minnesota freezer. It was cold"

by Rollsause February 14, 2017

Ball freeze

When someone hurts the ball on a male human and cannot move.

Tucker if you don't come over here right now I'll ball freeze you.

by Thecoolestkidevvver May 25, 2018

Freeze Peach

A corruption of the phrase free speech primarily used to mock folks when they selectively blow up minor affronts into supposed "free speech" outrages, e.g. "I can't thumbs down this yiff porn video? THIS IS CENSORSHIP! What about my free speech?"

Etymology: May've been originally used by anti-social justice folks to mock social justice folks. Now often used by social justice folks (and others) to mock anti-social justice folks being selectively upset at alleged "free speech" affronts, especially when it's at the expense of being upset at substanative threats to free speech. Also see #freezepeach and Free Speech Warrior.

Oh, come on now! You got ignored on Twitter. You still have your free speech. You can say what you want. Stop complaining about "But MUH Freeze Peach!"

by Facci Fugatz June 11, 2017

Freezer Elfs

Canadian Elfs found in freezers.

JIM: Damn Freezer Elfs ate all my eggos!

by Alen A. and Igor B. June 16, 2004