Fountain Valley

A NICE PLACE TO LIVE. Not a small, lame town. Fountain Valley is actually cooler than where the person above this post live. Fountain Valley is a very nice place to live between Santa Ana, Westminister, and Huntington Beach. That means you can go to the beach, go shopping, then go to the Discovery Center in Santa Ana if you live at fountain valley without traveling for 5000000000 hours. A NICE PLACE TO LIVE! You know its nice if you live here. anywhere else you live is okay.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Fountain Valley in Orange County.
Person 1: Is it a nice place to live?
Person 2: It is a nice place to live.

by ManInAWell514 August 25, 2011

Cum Fountain

To not masturbate for a elongated period of time, thus whenever you ejaculate you produce a fountain of jizz.

After 2 months I finally unleashed my cum fountain on my girlfriend?

by Jizz Jizzson June 23, 2011

Found in the Alps

From the TV edit of the Big Lebowski where the original quote is "This is what happens Larry, when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS" being replaced with "This is what happens Larry, when you FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS"

I can't believe you bought APB on release day. You really got found in the Alps on that one.

by Borium January 5, 2011

Golden Fountain

Being Pee'ed on by multiple men at one time, like the centre statue in a fountain.

Raj enjoyed his watersports, so he asked Mike, Matt, Dave and Bob to pee on him while he posed like Micheal Angelo's "DAVID". He was the centre piece in a "golden fountain".

by poot123 February 9, 2014

get found

To be sought after and subsequently get hooked up with someone or participate in coitus as a result of someone finding you or being discovered

Damn girl, that outfit is dank. You tryna 'get found' tonight?

by Markymarc53 November 14, 2014

I found some cats outside my house

Used when you want to attract the attention of a large crowd of people by decieving everyone by thinking you are displaying some cute cats outside ur house but in reality its a picture of ur penis

Person 1: Hey guys, I found some cats outside my house.

Everyone: *Looks*

by peenster65 October 17, 2021

Vanilla Cream Fountain

After anal sex and ejaculating in the asshole the person who has the cum in their bottocks farts while facing chest down to create a semen fountain ejecting from their asshole. Vanilla cream fountain

Yea bro that vanilla cream fountain last night tasted great! Really salty though but really fountainy

by AnaMasterNinjago November 18, 2021