Floomer

Offensive Slang; Vagina

The Donkey had a large floomer

by Mr. Ellis June 20, 2005

Floomp

Its a dick fart; a sound when your getting a blowjob

"while my GF was giving me a blowjob, i FLOOMP on her lip

by F.db45 March 16, 2018

flooftdooft

The technical term for two doozangs crossed with a zangdoo. Named after the pioneer/explorer Fred Flooftdooft (1876-1942), whose greatest achievement was the addition of the word shloogamahoof to the English lexicon.

Have you managed to put the flooftdooft back in its box?

by Googles January 21, 2004

smol floof

An adorable, tiny floof creature that likes boops

Billy: Hello, smol floof (boops floof)
Smol floof: (gets booped)

by ThatOneGuyWhoLikesCheese May 10, 2021

floof

A device used by stoners when smoking in environments where the smell of bud will get you caught (usually either one's parents' place or dorm), made out of either a toilet paper/paper towel tube, or optionally a pop bottle with holes punctured in the bottom, with dryer sheets stuffed inside. In use, one takes a hit, then blows it out through the floof, resulting in a pleasant, clean-laundry smell that completely obscures the normal smell.

Dude, use the floof, we don't wanna get written up!

by frostycakes April 12, 2010

Floof Dragon

A hairstyle created in the early 18th century that resembles the classically known "mullet" .Some of England's most predominant royal lunatics and potions makers arranged their hair in this fashion.

A Good example of the Floof Dragon can be found at this website however it has been improperly labeled as a "mullet".
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg

by Floof Master Dragon Tits Lord December 23, 2008

Floofing

When you are under the covers in bed and you lift them up and let all the cold air in. Horrible in winter but quite refreshing in warmer seasons.

Stop floofing, boyfriend, I only just got warm.

by Wierd Fishs 40 January 31, 2017