period flood pants

loose fitting pants of a comfortable nature with unusually short pant legs. usually made of cotton and any color but white. your girl may try to pawn them off as capri sweat pants. don't be fooled, they are usually worn when on rainy days or in anticipation of a hurricane...

"i don't want to come over tonight. I'm bloated and have really bad cramps. Besides it's pouring outside." hun...it's ok, i just want to spoon you..... so put on your period flood pants and come over.

by dixonurmom June 14, 2010

Texas Flood

Also a famous Stevie Ray Vaughn song, but this event occurs after a long day of drinking margaritas and other alcoholic beverages in Austin, TX, or any other Texas town. The offender passes out on your bathroom floor naked just having vomited in your tub and trying to conceal the faux pas by washing it down the drain. You subsequently wake up in a 2-3 inch lake in your house, apt, or hotel room from the resulting vomitus blocking the drain. Legal action will depend on the dwelling this was completed in.

Jake was so bombed on slippery nipples after the UT game he caused a Texas Flood and evacuted the whole second floor of my condo!!

by shakesNC February 14, 2007

vaginal flood

The flooding of a vagina. Any large ammount of liquid leaking from the vaginal area. A vaginal flood is usually very noticeable. Vaginal floods may lead to a nasty yeast infection.

yeah so i was sitting in class one day and i noticed Martinas vaginal flood, it was nasty.

by j a c o b July 16, 2006

The Flood

a green creature that is in the halo serious in the first halo they were given nick names like keligion, pimples, and walking zits.

The flood are coming!!

by Anthony Quintero-Castañeda May 13, 2005

james flood

A g-unit member, and ex affiliate of the Wu-ang clan.

Yayo and James flood were tearing it up last night at Da Club.

by JAmes FLood April 19, 2008

Myles Flood

The act of being kicked in the teeth, while your lover caresses your knee caps and runs for mayor.

Adam got kicked in the teeth by Obama, his girlfriend, while she was rubbing his knee and giving a campaign speech. Adam recieved the 'Myles Flood.'

by Smooth man March 22, 2009

The Flood

Term used to describe the phenomenon that when a sports team does extremely bad the fans flood out of the stadium to go home in anger.

Dad: "oh great Florida just got scored on again, common son were going home."

Son: "But dad I don't want to wait in The Flood."

by kronkasaurus rex November 14, 2012