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Rascal Flatts

A threesome of metrosexuals that are wanna-be country music stars but are really just a boy band in disguise. Most of their top 40 songs appeal to teenage girls and young women who think their relationships relate to all of their songs.
" John- Hey did you see that new promo poster of Rascal Flatts?"

" Me- Yeah those guys definatley look like they hit up the fag bars on a regular basis."

" John- True"
by dime bag darell May 28, 2006
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The Fattest Fuck

Alternative name for the TV show "The Biggest Loser".

This was an entertaining watch in the first couple of series, with some genuinely nice people working hard to transform themselves and hopefully inspire others. Unfortunately the show has degenerated into another Survivor or Big Brother, and now it's all about bitching, backstabbing, who's "playing the game" and who's "flying under the radar". Some of the current bunch of salad-dodgers are such arseholes that you end up hoping they gain 20 pounds each week before their overworked heart explodes on-stage during the finale.
Hey, come and check out "The Fattest Fuck"! This dude's got the biggest gunt I've ever fucking seen!
by Choda Boy 57 February 22, 2007
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fatteau

similar to the condition "fupa," fatteau describes a stomach, which, although remains flat at the top, protrudes into the shape of a platteau
she looks hot from the front, but turn her sideways, and she's got a flabby fatteau.
by miss muffin July 13, 2003
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Fattery

The excess energy stored as fat, especially that which is accumulated over the holidays.
"Say Honey. What do you want for dinner tonight?"
" Oh, nothing for me. I'm living off my fattery for awhile. I think I'm good for a week or two!"
by Veeslog December 31, 2009
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Flattened Fauna

Have you read the new book "Common Animals of Roads, Street, and Highway: A Field Guide To Flattened Fauna" by Prof. Knutson?
by MikeMcWorkhardster November 15, 2009
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Flattery Donohoe

An article of clothing worn solely to impress someone on the Internet. It is typically effective, and worn with a degree of pride in one's planning.
Cody: Hey, I'm not getting anyone to talk to on Omegle.
Me: Get some Flattery Donohoe on, it always works for me.
Cody: Yeah, you're rocking some nice Flattery Donohoe
by Horace Dixon February 18, 2011
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Flattening Your Mouse

The term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage.
Person 1: What's that banging sound coming from my room?

Person 2: Oh Person 3 is in there Flattening Your Mouse

Person 3: Isn't that the term used when you bash your mouse repeatedly against your mouse pad in rage?

Person 2: Yep.

Person 3: Maybe I should bash it against your face.

Person 1: Well that escalated quickly.
by Achillies Fortifier November 3, 2014
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