Fatastrophe

1 : a meal that often invokes thoughts of heart failure and super-obesity due to the size and/or large amounts of fat and grease.

"Hey, they're serving fried butter sticks at this year's state fair!"

"Dear God... that's a fatastrophe."

by Caniborrow September 29, 2009

Fatassness

the state of being a complete fatass.

In my state of fatassness, I was insanely hungry for days but did not want to move my large behind.

by Mutant Donkey Babies May 22, 2010

fatass motherfucking bitch

A fat stupid person who doesn’t know what they are talking about and only starts problems and can’t solve them

Cindy is a fatass motherfucking bitch

by Dummy101407 December 27, 2020

fatasaurus-rex

A word spaning from my own brothers mouth, that i used in reference to Sascha at Roswell's Home Coming Dance

Sascha: I'm ditching you for Chantal
Me: Good I wouldn't want to go out with a fatasaurus-rex anyway...

by George Hoefer March 7, 2005

Flatsin

Joking, kidding, not being serious

Dont take me serious, im just flatsin you.
I love your thunder thighes, just flatsin ya babe.

by Erica Wren May 24, 2008

Nevada Salt Flats

Usually performed while fucking a woman doggie-style, a man gives a woman the Nevada Salt Flats when he pulls out and cums on her ass and back. He then spreads it across the same area so that, when it dries, it forms a thin, salty, crusty layer resembling the thin layer of crusted salt covering the Nevada Salt Flats. Can also be done on the stomach or face, if you can find a woman who will let you jiz on her face, spread it all over, and let it dry.

I was fucking that bitch from behind last night but I didn't wanna knock her up so I gave her the Nevada Salt Flats!

by St. Dorothy Mantooth January 11, 2009

Felony Flats

Neighborhood in S.E. Portland Oregon where most of the population are ex felons AKA the White boy hood

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by The Butcher WoodstockMafia March 12, 2013