Flappies

Flappies is what a young bat does prior to being able to fly. It hangs on to something stationary like a tree branch with its feet, while flapping its wings vigorously, mimicking flight, in order to exercise and strengthen the muscles that will soon be required when it starts to fly. Older adult bats in captivity past the age of flight also engage in this activity.

A baby bat practices flappies every day until it is ready to fly.

by CAlchemist September 18, 2021

floppy-flappies

Not to be confused wif "flip-flops" --- i.e., sandals dat just have a sole and strap/pocket for yer toes --- this term refers to a pair of almost-totally-worn-out-and-loose-fitting shoes dat you lounge around in while you're just in da house or yard.

Cool chick, showing up on a favorite male friend's porch: Hey, Dude; I'm feeling a little bored and lonesome --- could you go for a stroll wif me down to da lake and back?
Hot hunk: Sure thing, Sweet Cheex --- just lemme change outta my floppy-flappies here, and I'll be right wif ya!

by QuacksO August 24, 2022

Flappy Asshole

(n.) When you are so hungry, you eat your parenters rectum and chew it till the sun comes down.

Dude, when you fell asleep I gave you a Flappy Asshole

by Bigwigglyjugger June 19, 2022

Flappy bird

A bird with a huge dick that flaps around in the wind when it flies.

Not to be confused with a Sticky Flappy bird.

Guy 1: Woah look at that bird's, massive cock!
Guy 2: How does it fly with that thing?
Guy 3: Must be a Flappy bird

by paper boat as a hat March 4, 2024

Flappy Wappy

Doing many things in a very fast and disarrayed way

My friend Michael was being very Flappy Wappy with the light switch

by ghosthacker478 January 9, 2021

Flappy

This is a term that your siblings use to bully you. It describes someone who is fat and flabby whose man boobs flap together when they run... hence the term flappy. It has the potential to cause resentment and damage your childhood. But it’s okay because one day, when you and your siblings grow up, you will be better looking, more successful, and happier than them!

Sibling: Flappy, do you know who the milkman is?
You: No, who is he?
Sibling: Your father!

by Nova4500 February 28, 2019

Flappy

A state of being happy do to being full after eating

Pretty much the opposite of hangry

Person 1: Hey! How are you feeling today?

Person 2: Great! I was hangry, but I went to Fridays and I'm flappy.

by FroztyDonut June 19, 2016