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Tomcus Flapiticus

The Tomcus Flapiticus, part of the Grummaniosadae family, is an avian mammal distinguished by its behavior during mating. During mating, the male flaps its wings to attract females. It is also the largest of the species. Reaching 14 ft in diameter.
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by Seriusli June 5, 2023
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Lake Flacid

When you can't get your dick hard in an outside environment.
"I was on a booty call in the woods and couldn't get bricked. Lake Flacid!"
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flibity flopidy

Latin: Mamorous Gigantis Gravitous Deflatums

When a woman of advanced years, lays on her back on anything less than or equal to a twin bed and each of her nipples make contact with the floor simultaneously.
Caution, the stove is hot. Mind your flibity flopidy.

I would suck on your flibity flopidies but I am allergic to powdered milk.

Kid, I’m sorry….your grandmother cannot ride the gravitron on account of her flibity flopidies being exceedingly flibity flopitous, it’s a suffocation hazard, you understand. No one wants to experience flipidy flopitous asphyxiation.

They should make swifter tassels for their flibity flopidy.

Enjoy your time on the roller coaster, remain seated please remain seated at all times, and keep all hands, arms, and any such flibity flopidy inside of the vehicle at all times. Disfrute de su tiempo en la montaña rusa, permanezca sentado por favor, mantenga todas las manos, brazos y flopiidades dentro del vehículo en todo momento.
by SykoXhitman January 17, 2024
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