Fitte

A juicy burger that you would usually eat in the afternoon with youre family.

Ahh a fitte is going to taste amazing now! Thanks grandma

by Burgerlover69 September 8, 2023

Two fisted mouth slut

A female who is sucking one guys dick while jacking off two others.

Last night I was mouth fucking Kellie's face and then John and Rick walked in. She grabbed their dicks and tugged them while I blasted a load down her throat. She’s a good little two fisted mouth slut! Next time, she’ll get two more holes filled!

by BAMF613 October 15, 2018

Carpet fitter

Someone who walks with their arms out to the side to make themselves appear harder, while in reality, showing off what a tiny dick they have.

A carpet fitter will walk with their arms out as if they are carrying two rolls of carpet

Look at that p**** walking like a carpet fitter. He thinks he's hard

by 123rodney123 November 12, 2018

double fisted butt

A double fisted punch while simultaneously head butting another.

The dragon master became famous with his legendary double fisted butt move against the three sons of anarchy

by sojourn December 18, 2019

double fisted

anytime both (or two of three) flags are removed by a defender from the ball carrier's belt in a game of flag football resulting in a down or dead ball

Phil took the hand off and ran it to the 20 yard line where he was double fisted for a first down.

by wadeword March 25, 2009

carpet fitter

A jerk, a complete jerk to be exact. A little more precisely someone who says they'll do something sometime late morning, but don't turn up till late afternoon next Tuesday.

We were supposed to meet Barbie earlier, he never turned up, the fecking carpet fitter.

by DarthInsinuate September 22, 2005

Fatted

When a morbidly obese person farts so hard that it travels up their back going in between each fat fold and ends at the base of their neck.

The sound can be mistaken for that of a family of ducks being run over by a group of cyclists or a running motorcycle half submerged in water.

Say Jill, did you hear that comical noise, i believe that guy over there just fatted. Yes Pete, he was obese and he farted so that means that he fatted, now he will have to change his shirt.

by fat guy strangler July 24, 2011