financial colonoscopy

The financial process of declaration, documentation, and underwriting that you go thru while trying to secure a home loan.

David is trying to buy a new condo and the loan officer is doing a financial colonoscopy.

by Ecyl April 28, 2025

Financial Bias

When someone makes decisions irregardless of life damaged or pain caused in the objective goal of making more money. A heavy bias towards financial gain.

Corporations only act with financial bias in mind when making executive level decisions.

by Aknownmouse August 29, 2025

Reverse financial advisor

A financial advisor who charges outlandish rates for his/her day to day services.

Don't hire that guy, man, he's a reverse financial advisor.

That reverse financial advisor cost me an arm, a leg, my firstborn, and my soul!

by Wulfblood January 11, 2011

Country Financial

Country Financial: An insurance company who will not pay your claim and then cancel your policy.

Those fucking assholes at Country Financial screwed me and now I have to sue them!

by The girl coming for you! June 9, 2018

spreading financials

An auditor’s euphemism for having the hotsex. Taken from the task of having to take financial data from one source, like a PDF, to another, like Excel...called spreading.

Auditor 1: I plan to be spreading financials with Susie all weekend.

Auditor 2: Use a condom bro; I heard she gets around.

by Immature Auditor August 2, 2019

Chelsea98 Financial Education

Don't wrok' for this company! The director don't pay her employees and she wil not sign your co-op paper. You will get yeled at minimum 1 time a month. Look elsewhere if you wnat a successful career.

Chelsea98 Financial Education doesn't have any revenuw for ten years!

by Denn B March 12, 2020

Special financial operation

Euphemism for sanctions against dictatorial regimes.

Due to the special financial operation, many businesses have shut down in Russia.

by anonymous November 7, 2022