When a male human has sex with a male animal, then felches Felching his own deposit out using a crazy straw.
by W. Stallworth April 06, 2004
A member of a breakaway group of highwaymen who split from the mainstream unions in the 19th Century in favour of a reformed approach to thievery. Instead of the traditional "Stand and deliver!" felch bandits sing songs such as given below and then proceed to engage in "felch rape," a form of sexual assault involving felching. It is then common to take the loot and run. Gladstone's government took a particular interest in counteracting this practice and its popularity diminished until, ironically, revived by Gladstone's descendants in the 1990s.
by Backmypeel January 26, 2008
3 or more guys shoot thier load into the anus of a 'victim'... and then he/she/it sucks it all out with a length of hose (supplied)
by jay July 31, 2003
by Michael Jacko March 28, 2005
by Tom K. February 04, 2005
To ejaculate into a wine aerator then put the semen into the arsehole of another person. While the semen flows through it will become fizzier than normal. Then take a straw and suck out the semen.
by Peter Pan Fucker October 17, 2010
The act of putting a McDonalds' straw up a dog's butthole after cuming in it, and sucking your cum back out it's anus.
by SawOwls May 12, 2014