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Fearjaculation

In mid masturbation approaching orgasm, if a male is frightened by a loud noise or such and ejaculates with no orgasm, that is a fearjaculation.
FEARJACULATION: Verb

Oh man dudebroman, I was nailin this chick last night and I thought I heard my girlfriends car door shut, and I was so scared I fearjaculated.
by Mainmeno December 14, 2010
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Fear And Loathing In Las Vegas

Best God-dam film ever made, Watch it now!
somebody buy some golf shoes, or we'll never get outta here alive
by poosemon August 2, 2003
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Fearhand

In Tennis: The forehand stroke when hit really hard.
Watch out for that guy's Fearhand. He hits the hell out of the ball on that side.
by leelord337 October 23, 2008
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The Fear

proper noun. The ominous feeling of heightened personal or collective uneasiness induced by altered states of consciousness (due to drugs, paranoia, oppressive government, etc.).

Famously capitalized by the late Dr. Hunter S. Thompson.
The eyes of a thousand DEA agents focused on my briefcase, and The Fear began to take hold.
by Lingrad March 17, 2005
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Fearmont

A vehicle that spreads fear among a neighborhood or other vehicles.

1. This vehicle must start its life as a 1978-83 Ford Fairmont and be transformed into a wild beastaroni....a sleeper if you will.
2. This vehicle must run faster than a 13.5
Carguy1: Hey have you ever seen that Fearmont running around the streets?
Carguy2: No, I haven't, why?
Carguy1: I lined up next to it at a light and raced it the other night.
Carguy3: You win?
Carcarguy1: Hell no, it scared me so much i missed a shift and ripped my shift boot
Carguy2&3: **look over their shoulder in fright**
by Gordon Culpepper October 9, 2009
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Fear Fart

When you get so scared that you release flatulence.
I was watching this scary movie and it made me fear fart.
by NFuse September 22, 2013
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fear of needles

the worst motherfuckin fear to have
"your dying dad is in need of your type of blood"
your fear of needles will kill your dad
by catirfic November 4, 2013
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