by T0rment Tank June 13, 2010
Get the twisted fate mug.A band that is in no way hardcore. I have listened to 5 songs from This war is ours and 2 from Dying is your latest Fashion. All of the fanboys of this band claim that theyre old singer was amazing and him leaving made the band worse. Personally when I heard that song The Day I left The Womb, I literally laughed out loud. The singers voice cracked like a pubescent boy during the song. It was hilarious.
But to the point, this band is (mostly) for people who think they have problems(aka vampire emo pussy wannabees)
I think that this band musically isnt good or bad, however the old singer on The Day I Left The Womb sucked and the new singer on the song This War is Ours sucked at the screamo grunt metal voice. It was sad.
Lyrics include:
"I feel the pressure, its coming down on me"
"Ashley baby, you make me feel so alive, ive got purpose once again"
"I touched her ooh she touched my aahh"
Bands I like: Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Hollywood Undead, and im starting to like Children of Bodom
But to the point, this band is (mostly) for people who think they have problems(aka vampire emo pussy wannabees)
I think that this band musically isnt good or bad, however the old singer on The Day I Left The Womb sucked and the new singer on the song This War is Ours sucked at the screamo grunt metal voice. It was sad.
Lyrics include:
"I feel the pressure, its coming down on me"
"Ashley baby, you make me feel so alive, ive got purpose once again"
"I touched her ooh she touched my aahh"
Bands I like: Slipknot, Avenged Sevenfold, Hollywood Undead, and im starting to like Children of Bodom
Emo 12 year old girl: "Escape the Fate has such meaningful lyrics and is so hardcore, you should listen :)"
Me: Oh my God! This sucks (plays song People=Sh*t by Slipknot)
Emo 12 year old girl:"Mommy make him stop, my ears are bleeding, ITS TOO HARDCORE wah wah wah"
Me: Oh my God! This sucks (plays song People=Sh*t by Slipknot)
Emo 12 year old girl:"Mommy make him stop, my ears are bleeding, ITS TOO HARDCORE wah wah wah"
by I DONT LIKE ESCAPE THE FATE August 6, 2009
Get the Escape The Fate mug.Best hardcore band ever. Ex-singer Ronnie Radke is in prison for killing someone. New singer Craig Mabbitt ex Blessthefall changed their music but theyre still good
emo kid #1: omg have you heard that ronnie radke from escape the fate got in jail for killing someone?
emo kid #2: *cuts himself*
emo kid #2: *cuts himself*
by radkemabbitt March 14, 2009
Get the Escape The Fate mug.A sexual move done between a recently married couple. The man takes his middle and index fingers and shoves them deeply into the womans vagina with brute force. He then widens his fingers as wide as he can. It should then cause great alarm and great pleasure to his recent wife. If she screams in pain and agony then they will not last forever. Made famous by one named Harvey Green
"Congrats on the marriage man. You think you will last forever?" "Dude on our honeymoon I gave her the Fickle Finger of Fate. She loved every second of it. We are lasting forever."
by Speechman56 February 22, 2010
Get the Fickle Finger of Fate mug.If something is bad, then it can described as "a fate worse than tummyache". For example, being kicked in the nuts by a miss rosie, or being forced to talk to kim
Kim: Why do you want me to unblock you?
Lar: I don't. Then you could talk to me, and that would be a fate worse than tummyache!
Lar: I don't. Then you could talk to me, and that would be a fate worse than tummyache!
by LordBlunkey June 16, 2004
Get the a fate worse than tummyache mug.when a person is on the very brink of soiling him/herself while at a bookstore or library (see: turtlehead) but nonetheless takes the time to peruse various magazines and books in an effort to find the best available reading material for the time he/she intends on spending in the public toilet.
Let's see, New Republic, the Onion, Rolling Stone, errrrrg!!!, tempting fate, tempting fate, Time Magazine, ....
by TemptedFateButWillNeverAgain May 18, 2010
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