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farting gift

(1) Letting out a SBD (Slient But Deadly) fart, right before leaving a room. This works best at a birthday party, but can be done anywhere.
Double points if the party is really boring.
This creates a gift for them. A fart gift.

(2) Giving someone a "fart in a box", as in farting into a box and quickly shutting it and taping out fresh air.

(3) Farting in someones face. Say you have a present for them, and then you fart in there face.
(1) Chase- "Oh man, this is a boring party"

Miles- "No kidding"

Chase- "Lets get going"

Miles- "Ok. Lets leave a farting Gift!"

Chase- "Yeah! *High fives Miles"

Both- *Let out a Silent But Deadly fart, then run*

(2) Travis- *Farts into a nice box, then quickly tapes it shut*

Rick- *Opens Travis' present*

Travis- "Haha (giggles)"

Rick- *Smells the box*

Travis- *LOLs*

Rick- "Ew! Ew!! Ugh!"
Rick- "Ew! Ew! EWWW!! Holy crap! Yuck!"

Travis- *ROFL*

(3) Patrick- "Hey, Bill!"

Bill- "What?"

Patrick- "I got you a present"

Bill- "Really? Thanks bud!"

Patrick- "Ok, close your eyes"

Bill- *Closes eyes*
by Temari's gurl June 24, 2009
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Farmington HS

The 9th circle of hell. The teachers allow the inbred football players to rule the school. It smells like cow shit when you walk outside and everyone does molly just to forget how shitty their privileged lives are. It is also the home of the “rap” group the 612 cr3w who give anyone who listens to their shitty music the sudden urge to gouge their own ears out. Also all of the kids be they white or black say they’re gangsters. Also if you juul in the bathroom you’re fucking gay. Farmington HS
by Queef lover December 6, 2018
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Cold Farting

When you lay on a flat surface in a certain way, usually face and chest are touching the ground and you butt is in the air while your legs shift your waist up the air, and open your rectum then air swooshes. You then close your anus the proceed to fart.
CIRE: Stop COLD FARTING, it's gross...

MEDA: No! This is the best!
by CallMeInfinite March 12, 2014
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Farmington, NM

A medium sized city located near the 4 corners. This city is known for its large natural gas fields, the connie mack world series, and a large population of natives and mormons. People who live here generally have a bad attitude and drive lifted diesel trucks that they think are race cars. You can find many flat billed monster hats, white framed sunglasses, and other dudebra apparel here. Many people in farmington live under the false impression that they are big city folk, when in reality they are rednecks pretending they are from california. Nicknames for this town include: failtown, f town, and fml town. Luckily for the rest of the US, most people who live there, end up staying there forever. There is always big talk of moving to large cities, but in reality, no one ever leaves. This helps to keep crappy 6 year old fashion trends from spreading out across the US again.
Yeah, that guy is definitely from Farmington, NM
by philyo March 4, 2011
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Farmington, Missouri

Also known as Farm Town, it's a small town about an hour south of St. Louis.

It has about 15,000 people, who are generally nice. Most are religious, because Farmington's right in the middle of the Bible belt. A lot are into country, hunting, fishing, and farming (hence the name Farmington).

The high school has about 1200+ students, who are basically full of every stereotype. Dumb jocks, bitchy popular girls, emo kids... But there's plenty of chill and genuine people too, you just have to find them.

We think we're the best town in the area (if you visit the other towns, you'll see why) so we're generally hated by everyone else. But we're pretty much okay with it. Around town, we have a Wal-Mart, tons of fast food, a Family Fun Center, a Civic Center with an indoor pool and a Water Park, and even a 4-screen movie threatre.

During the first weekend in June, there's Country Days, which has a carnival, a parade, a talent show, a pageant, and more. It's pretty fun, except every bit of white trash crawls out of their holes during Country Days. You will never see such a vast amount of white trash in one place at one time. Prepare yourself.

In general, a good place to grow up, but by the time you're 18, you want nothing more than to get out of here. But lots of people come back. It's so easy to hate it, but it's your hometown. You grow attached nonetheless.
I've grown up in Farmington, Missouri (aka Farm Town), and I'm almost on my way out! I guess I'll see how fucked up I am when I get out into the real world.
by justanotherchick16 October 15, 2011
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farking

Fanatical barking. Shouting, or other forceful, argumentative declarations of an ideology.
I had to turn off the tv because I couldn't listen to one more farking pundit.
by tale slate December 1, 2013
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lulz-farming

A more precise form of trolling: slinging shit about a something on a forum/website/etc where there is guaranteed to be an exceptionally high volume of targets, ensuring maximum lulz.
Lulz-farming troll (on Twilight forum): "RPatz leaked Midnight Sun."
Over 9000 Twitards: "BAWWWW"
by Auriga August 22, 2009
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