flab fapping

when you stretch your stomache fat down to your penis and you masturbate with your "flab"

mom: son what are you doing?
son: nothing!
mom: whats that noise, are you fapping?
son: no im flab fapping!

by zachisaG August 26, 2013

Pudge facking

When your fucking the front butt on a fat chick

She sure liked pudge facking all night long.

by Spaxxxxxx May 6, 2021

Shame Fapping

When you masturbate to something shameful

Billy was crying while shame fapping to a picture of his mom in a bikini.

by Frankie Ballsack January 26, 2022

facking

v. to yak, while fucking.

I raised my Yakarma Score 30 points while I was facking last night.

by swalmzzzzz April 15, 2014

fapping

the act of mastubation

Zac was having a fapping good time before he went UGGHHH

by bsn23o July 1, 2009

farking heck

Substitute for fucking heck. Very usefull to use if a website automatically asterisks out the word fucking, as you submit it.

A dickhead knocked me off me motor bike, with his ute, at a set off traffic lights. "Ya dopey cunt, what the farking heck ya doing mate, ya could've farking killed me !", I shouted before I kicked his headlights in.

by Frosty Grego March 8, 2008

Faking Up

Breaking up with someone you never actually dated; ending an ambiguous non-dating relationship.

I saw John faking up with Jane in the parking lot.

by dakotabrownpaw December 17, 2014