email-text

A long, almost letter like email sent via text message.

It takes forever to read the email-text Brandy sends me!

by Dallas Brian August 4, 2009

ermahgerd

used for internet memes. An obnoxious way to say "Oh, My God" with strong emphasis on the R sounds. Typically followed by other words with emphasis on the R sounds.

ERMAHGERD, ERNSTAGERM (Oh, my god, Instagram)
ERMAHGERD, MER FERCE HERTS (Oh, my god, my face hurts)

by byknightsfall June 27, 2012

mom emails

Your typical viral or spam email (or cyberprop) meant to either scare or amaze gullible or trustworthy people, who believe anything on the internet, and so get sent to you by your mom. The Mom emails that are making outlandish claims usually can be dis-proven by snopes.com. They most often contain large bolded text and have something to do with either politics or chemicals in house hold products. You will usually receive 3-4 of these emails at one time as moms don't check and send their emails as often.

AKA: an unsuspecting spammer... only it's your mom, and she doesn't send you enlargement adds.

NOTE: The content of these emails can also include not so funny jokes, or mildly amusing/amazing photos.

Mom emails include large bolded text like:

"PLEASE FORWARD TO ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS."

"DOES ANYONE OUT THERE KNOW HOW WE CAN STOP THIS....."
"I'm not breaking this one. If I get it a 1000 times, I'll forward it a 1000 times!"

by hoodie_ninja October 7, 2009

Sign up Enter your email to get Urban Word of the Day free every morning.

When your chronic boredom has control over you and decide to copy 'Sign up Enter your email to get Urban Word of the Day free every morning.' right from homepage. Don't lie, you tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm then mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, etc.

I am sooooooooo bored that I gonna search up 'Sign up Enter your email to get Urban Word of the Day free every morning.'

Holy shit, whoever defined this is more bored than I am

by Notmelol123 February 15, 2022

ermahgerd

used in memes. a parody of "oh my god." also an example of rhotic harmony (linguistics--also seen in the language Yurok, a Native American Language from coastal California)

ermahgerd! Bertmern!

by rhotichermerny May 15, 2013

email promotion

When you promote yourself by changing the title in your email signature.

Mike gave himself an email promotion when he changed the title in his email signature from Programmer to Web Manager.

by The One Who Can't Be Named July 30, 2008

Emmaism

Religion that comes in realy handy, for example in P.E, when your teacher yells at you to take the bow out of your hair for health and safety reasons, you say "sorry but no. It is religious ornamentation" they respond with "what religion would that be?" and you say "emmaism, its the new christianity"
In our new politicaly correct society, said teacher would be unable to deny that emmaism exists, for that could be called spiritual intolerence, and may deserve a ticking off!
(does not always work-some teachers are just wankers)

P.E teacher: Emma, remove those bracelets, we are playing cricket today, and you are a health hazard!

Me: Nope sorry, its religious ornamentation, i'm practicing Emmaism.

P.E teacher: Fine, leave them on. (to self) bloody hate that child

by NymphetaminexGirl April 7, 2008