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Ewan

Ewan is a very overdramatic person who lovessssss to make people feel bad about themselves and he thinks that it is okay to act like he is gonna kill himself by putting a gun to his head.But anyone can fall for him like anyone because Ewan could just say hi to you and you would fall in love with him only because of his cute ass eyes and personality....
by skirrrttt February 19, 2019
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Ewan

"Ewan go get away and never come near me with your small Irish cock or tic tac
by Greg musarda December 13, 2016
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eware

Eware, someone who is emotionally aware of the depths/complexities of their own emotions, or that of others.
My ex boyfriend and I could always talk for hours, he was so eware of himself.
by MOThinker May 1, 2015
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Ewan Scobie

he is an idiot who made us go in from PE early because he wouldn’t go in goal and he says he has a six pack but he obviously doesn’t.Also in English he literally couldn’t open a window because he’s that weak and he said “I didn’t want to break the window” Ewan just shut up
he’s so annoying - girl 1
well obviously he’s Ewan Scobie - girl 2
by John Cena’s Dad December 14, 2019
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jacob ewaskey

cocky, small penis, has a hott girlfriend, acts gay 99.9% of the time, enjoys grabbing the male body parts, queer, whipped.
krystal:"Who's your bf?"

jen:"Jacob Ewaskey"

krystal:"I'm sorry"
by Krysjen May 4, 2010
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Ewan

A Ewan is a highly respected captain of his race. The race I mean is the albino race. All Ewans are pasty albino white boys who can get very sun burn. Ewans are also virgins and will never get laid. He is the most albino the albinos can get and sometimes comoflaugue. But the thing about Ewans is that you can't see them that well and are mistaken for ghost. Ewans cannot bounce and can go to Gulag.
I can't see him, it must be an Ewan.
He so white that he's an Ewan.
Ewan is the pasty albino white person of all time.
by Yao Guy June 15, 2018
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Ewan

STAY AWAY FROM EWAN (unless your gay.) Ewan is a sort of person who will go around jumping on any dicks he can find, he is also referred to as a gay man whore. Ewan is a deeply racist person. Hhu if you have a dick over 7"
Ewan! Come jump on my white 8" inch dick!
by Biglicker16 November 28, 2019
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