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dumbstuck

Someone who speaks in front of an audience but isn't clear about the point they are trying to make.
People in the audience were getting bashed over the head by the dumbstuck at the podium.
by Gondolier July 10, 2023
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Dipstick

When someone inserts their penis into a person’s ass then into their mouth immediately after
I’ve been begging my girlfriend to let me dipstick her

After I got dipsticked I couldn’t taste for a week
by Bninja13 January 29, 2024
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Dipstick

a moron's moron who is both stupid and foolish. A dipstick is clumsy, has a large brain which they never ever use. A dipstick can't think and won't think before they do or say anything. A dipstick is always happy doing stupid things and will often believe they are wiser than Richard Dawkins
Obama: No Donald, don't drink that bleach! ( Takes a sip and sticks UV light to his backside)
Bill: Good lord, what a dipstick!
Monica: Someone threw some cream on the new rug, dipstick
Hilary: It's Bill
Obama: Am outta here folks (stubs out the spliff joint)
by Ode to words December 4, 2023
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Dipsticking

Where you wet your penis inside of a woman's vagina, dip your penis in a grandparents ashes, then the same woman sucks the ashes off.
"Hey, do you want to try dipsticking later?"
by Midar, Dead man December 29, 2024
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Dipstick

The act of someone sticking their finger in their rectum, forgetting they did it, and cooking food with their bare hands. Very common in South Asian street food.
“Dude, did he just dipstick?”
No bro all he did was scratch his ass and cook. He didn’t stick it in there. Big difference.”
by yabisargo May 1, 2025
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Dipsticking

When you or someone you know, preferably a friend or a partner, fingers your ass to check if fecal matter is present.
"Hey before you pipe me, do a little dipsticking up in there to make sure the coast is clear."
by CyrusCyrus October 23, 2025
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french dipstick

getting a blowjob with a big ole fat pinch in!!
Dude totally got a french dipstick this morning with some cope straight in my mouth!
by JD123454 December 10, 2010
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